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Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:27 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:39 pm**

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait.

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:42 pm**

Roll em up

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:43 pm**

Look kids Big Ben

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:43 pm**

Sorry, we're closed.

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:43 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:43 pm**

Turn out the lights

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:44 pm**

Whys the carpet all wet Todd?

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:44 pm**

I don't know Margo.

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:44 pm**

Did you poop your pants or just forget to change them from yesterday?

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:37 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:45 pm**

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:10 pm**

I never drink too much. I always drink just enough.

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:12 pm**

One is too many, and a hundred is not enough.

Posted: **Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:12 pm**

Too much is never enough.

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