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Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:14 pm**

I don't always drink beer

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:58 pm**

But when I do, I savagely beat my wife.

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:18 pm**

How often did you do that?

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:48 pm**

Armed forces Bowl tickets sold

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:29 am**

Yea, and that'll be the day

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:44 pm**

151. You gonna boogie with the foxes tonight?

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:00 am**

I can't believe you ate the whole thing.

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:08 am**

Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything.

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:55 am**

today it is the all-you- can-eat buffet

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:38 am**

Sit down, you're rockin the boat

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:06 pm**

Thank you for choosing City Airways.

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:12 pm**

The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:34 pm**

Thank you for speeding- here is your ticket

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:35 pm**

sir im going to need you to come with me

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:36 pm**

but I only had one beer

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