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Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:06 pm**

Let me see your license and insurance card.

Posted: **Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:52 pm**

For $8 a month you could symbollically save a polar bear.

Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:17 am**

freezin my butt off.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:53 am**

Officer, I hope you know that the judge is a friend of mine.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:52 pm**

Here come de judge
Here come de judge

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:24 pm**

Honest judge, the guy that gave me that bag told me it was oregano. I had no idea it was maryjane.

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:57 pm**

"That's a group of people I rarely think about and think very little of when I do."

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:58 am**

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:07 am**

Cowboys lose cowboys lose

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:17 am**

So what else is new?

Posted: **Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:31 pm**

" So I say, So I say...get your own monkey!"

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:20 am**

Sorry, not my monkey.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:33 am**

I mean, she's got to feed the monkey, man.

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:46 am**

The animals are now running the zoo

Posted: **Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:47 am**

2ndandlong wrote:I mean, she's got to feed the monkey, man.

Not if she's the organ grinder.

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