StangEsq wrote:June Jones is a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three (awfully big moustache). He's from Detroit. An ex-boxer. His real name is Joey Chicago. Fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis. I saw him fight once in Cincinnati. No wait, that was Kid New York. He fought out of Philly. That guy was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin from North Dakota. I remember it was North Dakota because his brother was from South Dakota.
Well, if Jones is out and we need a plan B, what can you tell me about a two bit boxer named Hector Savais? (sp)
huskerpony wrote:Quick! Everyone start scanning for planes going to Honolulu!
Tell Coach Jones that if he comes to SMU, my next Mustang Club donation will be contingent upon a policy adjustment that allows him to wear all the damn Hawaiian shirts he wants.
We can order floral print jerseys, for all I care. That man can coach, and he has a sensational, entertaining offense that will put up points and put people in the seats.
StangEsq wrote:June Jones is a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three (awfully big moustache). He's from Detroit. An ex-boxer. His real name is Joey Chicago. Fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis. I saw him fight once in Cincinnati. No wait, that was Kid New York. He fought out of Philly. That guy was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin from North Dakota. I remember it was North Dakota because his brother was from South Dakota.
Well, if Jones is out and we need a plan B, what can you tell me about a two bit boxer named Hector Savais? (sp)
That he wants a car out front... something fun. A Porsche. Then he wants a plane ticket to Jamaica... and a nice hotel. No touristy place -- something really indicative of the people and their culture.
StangEsq wrote:June Jones is a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three (awfully big moustache). He's from Detroit. An ex-boxer. His real name is Joey Chicago. Fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis. I saw him fight once in Cincinnati. No wait, that was Kid New York. He fought out of Philly. That guy was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin from North Dakota. I remember it was North Dakota because his brother was from South Dakota.
A+ for Naked Gun Reference!
And at the end of that exchange, they said, "don't ever bet on the white guy.''
