FAMOUS COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUOTES

RednBlue11 · Post by **RednBlue11** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:36 am

"I want these guys bouncin' around today like a pogo stick on Viagra."

HAHA

smu diamond m · Post by **smu diamond m** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:37 am

That is a great quote

Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex · Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:52 am

RednBlue11 wrote:i wonder how felt after getting fired....omniscient?

do you mean omnipotent?

RednBlue11 · Post by **RednBlue11** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:55 am

Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex wrote:
RednBlue11 wrote:i wonder how felt after getting fired....omniscient?

do you mean omnipotent?

that works too

Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex · Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:28 pm

Statler wrote:
Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex wrote:"They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I feel like Hercules right now." -PB after losing to TCU in 2003 to complete an 0-12 season.
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Plagerism...that had to have been Oscar's quote

No, it's not. We all know that if Oscar had said that, he would have said he felt like Zeus and not Herkalees.

35straight · Post by **35straight** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:18 pm

"You know Brent(Brent Karrington), if you work hard and pay attention, you might be a good football player next year.............(1 minute lapses to let Brent feel good about himself).............the only problem is that it's a !@#$ing light-year.

-Bob Fello

I witnessed this in person, and have never laughed so hard since.

Stallion · Post by **Stallion** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:27 am

Here's some more

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/3816 ... ing-quotes

PonySoprano · Post by **PonySoprano** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:58 am

35straight wrote:"You know Brent(Brent Karrington), if you work hard and pay attention, you might be a good football player next year.............(1 minute lapses to let Brent feel good about himself).............the only problem is that it's a !@#$ing light-year.

-Bob Fello

I witnessed this in person, and have never laughed so hard since.

Coach Fello is a great guy. He's the Assistant Head Coach at The Citadel now.

bubba pony · Post by **bubba pony** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:24 pm

"We're (Jets) gonna win the game. I guarantee it." JOE NAMATH

SMU Hockey 2010 · Post by **SMU Hockey 2010** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:24 pm

In one of the heated games vs. Michigan, OSU scored to make the score 48-14. Woody Hayes decided to go for a two point conversion, and when asked why, he said "Because we couldn't go for three." Brilliant.