Why Do You Hate TCU?

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:35 pm

Frognosticator wrote:
jtstang wrote:
Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?

You obviously don't have school-aged children.

sarcasm must not be in your sense of humor :roll:

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:43 pm

I hate TCU because Gary Patterson spewed on all the buildings on their campus.

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:46 pm

I hate Gary Patterson just to kick Vanilla Ice when he is down, Gary refused to stop, collaborate, and listen.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:48 pm

J.T.supporta wrote:
Frognosticator wrote:
jtstang wrote:
Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?

You obviously don't have school-aged children.

sarcasm must not be in your sense of humor

I hate TCU because their grads are too dumb to get sarcasm and their sense of humor sucks.

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:53 pm

Gary Patterson is the reason Matt Foley had to live in a van down by the river.

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:57 pm

I hate Gary Patterson because of that stupid Britney-Spears-like headset he wears.

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:59 pm

I hate TCU because i heard Gary Patterson hates to recycle

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:00 pm

Apparently not everyone hates Gary Patterson.

A picture is worth 1000 words.

Billy Joe · Post by **Billy Joe** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:04 pm

I hate TCU because their loud-mouth cocaine sniffing alum Greg "The Hammer" Williams hogs all the fat girls.

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:06 pm

Gary Patterson told Eve to tempt Adam into eating the apple. Jerk :evil:

smu diamond m · Post by **smu diamond m** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:18 pm

J.T.supporta wrote:I hate TCU because i heard Gary Patterson hates to recycle

You should read the eight great myths of recycling...

DanFreibergerForHeisman · Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:23 pm

I hate TCU because they outbid everybody on Ladainian Fumbleson and then won a few games and thought they were better than everybody else...

The fact they run from conferences we are about to join (because they are afraid) is absolutely hilarious.

It would also be nice if they would try to actually win a conference before thinking they are too good for it.

George S. Patton · Post by **George S. Patton** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:27 pm

DanFreibergerForHeisman wrote:I hate TCU because they outbid everybody on Ladainian Fumbleson and then won a few games and thought they were better than everybody else...

The fact they run from conferences we are about to join (because they are afraid) is absolutely hilarious.

It would also be nice if they would try to actually win a conference before thinking they are too good for it.

I believe they had a 1 or 2 CUSA titles before they ran off the Moutain West. Haven't they shared a MWC title?

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:35 pm

George S. Patton wrote:
DanFreibergerForHeisman wrote:I hate TCU because they outbid everybody on Ladainian Fumbleson and then won a few games and thought they were better than everybody else...

The fact they run from conferences we are about to join (because they are afraid) is absolutely hilarious.

It would also be nice if they would try to actually win a conference before thinking they are too good for it.

I believe they had a 1 or 2 CUSA titles before they ran off the Moutain West. Haven't they shared a MWC title?

2 in the WAC under Fran in 1999 and 2000, 1 CUSA in 2002, and 1 MVC in 2005

SMUfiji43 · Post by **SMUfiji43** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:41 pm

I hate Gary Patterson because he stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Bastard.