Why Do You Hate TCU?

SMU2007 · Post by **SMU2007** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:15 pm

I hate gary patterson because i think he's somehow responsible for some of the really bad jokes on this thread.

Peruna88 · Post by **Peruna88** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:41 pm

I hate Gary Patterson because he let the dogs out.

Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

perunapower · Post by **perunapower** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:59 pm

I hate TCU because they put spoiled milk back in the fridge. :evil:

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:33 am

SMU2007 wrote:I hate gary patterson because i think he's somehow responsible for some of the really bad jokes on this thread.

B-

Statler · Post by **Statler** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:41 am

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"Give a cheer for SMU!"

Statler · Post by **Statler** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:57 am

1. Destroying Mike Ford's leg

2. Purple

3. Fort Worth

4. Having a mutant head as their mascot

5. Having the ugliest campus in the southwest (their campus makes Baylor look good!)

6. "The show window of the southwest!" (very inside joke)

7. "Smash mouth football" (God rest Jim Wacker soul)

8. The "Texas Tumbleweed"

9. The Liturgical Dancers...very very inside joke (Where is naughty Zoot?)

10. F. A. Dry

11. Having a Bach chorale as a school song

12. Amon Carter (where is my sack lunch?)

13. That idiotic horn that blasts when TCUseless in Forth Worthless scores a TD.

14. Tarrant County

SMUer · Post by **SMUer** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:38 am

I hate TCU because they remixed Soulja Boy and turned out this crap:

"Crank Dat Horned Frog"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meutyrkOJGk

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:11 am

Gary Patterson opened the window for Lee Harvey Oswald.
What a jerk.

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:06 am

Gary Patterson shot J.R.

Billy Joe · Post by **Billy Joe** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:16 am

I hate TCU because Gary Patterson took my sister to the prom, got lucky, and then never call her again.

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:27 am

With regard to TCU's CUSA title, they shared that with USM. They did win one MWC title and 2 WAC titles.

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:28 am

EastStang wrote:With regard to TCU's CUSA title, they shared that with USM. They did win one MWC title and 2 WAC titles.

Tell your sister to shave the beard and put her teeth in.

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:38 am

Billy Joe wrote:I hate TCU because Gary Patterson took my sister to the prom, got lucky, and then never call her again.

Dang it, I guess Gary and I do have one thing in common.

Gary Patterson likes to poke tiny holes in unused propalactics.

Jerk.

KnuckleStang · Post by **KnuckleStang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:43 am

I hate TCU because in "Crank Dat Horned Frog" they take several shots at SMU, but when SMU students assert the undeniable truth that "TCU SUCKS," Stallion decides it is an "inferiority complex," and switches his alliegance to TCU, as evidenced by his earlier statement, "Go Frogs."

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:04 am

I hate TCU because the Knuckleheads say I should.