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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:03 pm
by smupony94
jtstang wrote:smupony94 wrote:
Lots of drunks out there - guy recently busted for riding drunk on his horse, the kid in Pflugerville busted drunk driving on a steam roller and the old man drunk driving on his hover round or whatever they are called
See I would have figured as long as the horse was sober it was okay. Can you even drive a hovercraft drunk?
I have driven a hover round drunk (never a hovercraft) and I also was way too tipsy to drive a Segway
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:23 pm
by jtstang
I guess I don't know what a hover round is. I never drove a Segway, drunk or sober. Somebody needs to get one of those motorized coolers for the 'vard.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:34 pm
by smupony94
jtstang wrote:I guess I don't know what a hover round is. I never drove a Segway, drunk or sober. Somebody needs to get one of those motorized coolers for the 'vard.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:30 pm
by jtstang
False advertising. That machine does not hover.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:36 pm
by smupony94
When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:55 pm
by MustangStealth
smupony94 wrote:When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now
Was that before or after the Duck & Cover drills?
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:49 pm
by smupony94
MustangStealth wrote:smupony94 wrote:When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now
Was that before or after the Duck & Cover drills?
way after. Although I think we had some hurricane drills
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:13 pm
by mrydel
smupony94 wrote:When I was in grade school we were shown film strips saying we would have flying cars by now
They do. We call them airplanes.
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:24 pm
by EastStang
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:25 pm
by jtstang
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:10 pm
by smupony94
God does not like Germans
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:40 pm
by jtstang
That's because the Nazis were godless.
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:45 pm
by smupony94
jtstang wrote:That's because the Nazis were godless.
What would WWII been like if the Nazis had been Scientologists?
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:48 pm
by jtstang
Heil Xenu!
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:03 pm
by smupony94
jtstang wrote:Heil Xenu!
But Tom Cruise tried to kill Hitler.
