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All those who remember the program
They won't forget what they've seen
Destruction of a program in its prime
All because of article 19
Destruction
Destruction

19.
Article 19.

Article 19 is a great title.

But just for fun,

Pay for Play
Keeping up with the Akers'
The Price of Victory
Football Fiduciary

couch 'em wrote:Keeping up with the Akers'

Ha!

How bout-"Sherwood be good to win a National Title"

CalallenStang wrote:

SmooPower wrote:If you can work "PonyFans.com" into the title I will give you a dollar.

Ponyfans.com presents "Article 19: The Story of SMU Cheating Death."

did we really cheat death? I think a more accurate title would be, "Article 19: The Story of SMU Getting Anally Assaulted by the Death Penalty for Over 20 Years"

LakeHighlandsPony wrote:How bout-"Sherwood be good to win a National Title"

e FOR EFFORT

SMU2007 wrote:

CalallenStang wrote:

SmooPower wrote:If you can work "PonyFans.com" into the title I will give you a dollar.

Ponyfans.com presents "Article 19: The Story of SMU Cheating Death."

did we really cheat death? I think a more accurate title would be, "Article 19: The Story of SMU Getting Anally Assaulted by the Death Penalty for Over 20 Years"

without the courtesy of a reach around

SMU2007 wrote:

CalallenStang wrote:

SmooPower wrote:If you can work "PonyFans.com" into the title I will give you a dollar.

Ponyfans.com presents "Article 19: The Story of SMU Cheating Death."

did we really cheat death? I think a more accurate title would be, "Article 19: The Story of SMU Getting Anally Assaulted by the Death Penalty for Over 20 Years"

Well, yes...but if we are going to end it with the feel good story of 2009, then you've got to put the cheating death part in it. They tried to kill us for good, but it didn't quite work.

I wonder what the lead in will be. The promos start "What if I told you..."

What if I told you he wasn't the greatest (the Ali movie)
that a country would fail to protect it's greatest natural resource (Gretzky trade)
What if I told you that sometimes it is a matter of life and death (Colombian soccer murders)
that no one can outrun the truth (Marion Jones)
What if I told you he's the only true Cub fan (Bartman)
that you could heal all wounds with a fight song (Colts move)
that the man no one could stop tragically was (Len Bias)
What if I told you running a marathon was easy (Terry Fox)

There's little that our program got hit for that the current fan couldn't wrap the brains around:

What if I told you boosters were involved in a national powerhouse
that the Governor's Men only wore uniforms on Saturday
What if I told you some players received more than tuition to play a game

What if I told you that the best professional football team in Texas was a a college team.

The Winner and the Truth:

What If I told you that the school's own Excutive Officer and his Campaign advisors threw their own Alma Mater under the bus to get elected Govenor of the State of Texas

Get_Some_Ponies wrote:I wonder what the lead in will be. The promos start "What if I told you..."

What if I told you he wasn't the greatest (the Ali movie)
that a country would fail to protect it's greatest natural resource (Gretzky trade)
What if I told you that sometimes it is a matter of life and death (Colombian soccer murders)
that no one can outrun the truth (Marion Jones)
What if I told you he's the only true Cub fan (Bartman)
that you could heal all wounds with a fight song (Colts move)
that the man no one could stop tragically was (Len Bias)
What if I told you running a marathon was easy (Terry Fox)

There's little that our program got hit for that the current fan couldn't wrap the brains around:

What if I told you boosters were involved in a national powerhouse
that the Governor's Men only wore uniforms on Saturday
What if I told you some players received more than tuition to play a game

I personally like "In a world where....".

Nightmare on the Boulevard
Article the 19th, Horns’ Revenge
The Day Football Stood Still
Playing Like the Living Dead
It Came from the NCAA
Sherwood’s Baby
Whatever Happened to SMU
The Phantom of the Football Program

"A Run For Your Money"

I also like the title of the book, "A Payroll to Meet"

Stallion wrote:The Winner and the Truth:

What If I told you that the school's own Excutive Officer and his Campaign advisors threw their own Alma Mater under the bus to get elected Govenor of the State of Texas

Isn't that pretty well known?