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Johnny Utah wrote:

MustangStealth wrote:

Johnny Utah wrote:Ok, Ok, if June was a US President?

Too easy. One born in Hawaii.

Touche. I was thinking more Chester A. Arthur. One more, one more, what if June Jones was a movie?

He IS a movie and I can't wait for Kevin Costner to bring his persona to life (insert extreme sarcasm).

Clueless

I was sure he was Jurassic Park III.

Anyway, I'm in an airport, and I see sitting at a Chili's none other than June himself. And as I walk up to him he overestimates the size of the bite into his sandwich and I mean he has food all over his face.... Mayonnaise is dripping down the chin, I mean the whole nine yards.

If I am ever in that situation, how do I handle it? What should I say? And one more thing, in engagement I'm wearing a Terrell Owens jersey. (Eagles)

From PFs point of view: The Jerk. He would of course be Navin. A hapless moron that good things happen to.

From June's point of view: The Ten Commandments. He views himself as the Prophet Moses bringing the Lord's (Mouse Davis) Run and Shoot to the people so he can lead them out of the desert.

Born in June

http://yellowmetal.tv/june/

Johnny Utah wrote:If June Jones was a car, what kind would he be?

Edsel

Why does this matter. This should not be a popular thread. Regardless of past or future, JJ was not the right man for SMU period. Does not matter what his future holds. We got HCCM amd many others are getting less.

Remember that messed up movie about the kid who follows around a red balloon all day? Is that on Netflix?

What I can't figure out is what is the direction of our space program these days? No more going to the moon, no more space shuttle. I just feel like NASA is lost. What's the general media consensus on that?

Car - Pontiac Fiero. You think it's slick at first but then you realize it's a half-a$$ attempt to throw a working machine together. You can't get rid of it because no one wants to buy it (one guy ALMOST buys it, but his wife goes nuts at him for even considering it and calls the deal off), so you continue driving it to work every day until it finally breaks down. Just before you can sell it for parts, it disappears out of your driveway but you're happier to get the insurance check than to have the car back. You have to ride the bus to work the rest of the year, but you know that your parents are gonna help you out and get you something much better by Christmas!

Movie - Phenomenon with John Travolta. Guy claims he sees a UFO or something outside a bar, and the next day he finds he has turned into a genius. He has ridiculous mental abilities that draw the interest of the government. Turns out he has a huge brain tumor and dies in his sleep. SPOILER ALERT!

They smoke a lot of weed in Oregon and a Tiki God may seem like a good idea when you are mega-stoned. Back in the day certain sandwiches would send me into uncontrolled laughter. I don't think we can rule anything out.

June --> Oregon State would be the best argument I've seen to date against the legalization of marijuana.

Johnny Utah wrote:

MustangStealth wrote:

Johnny Utah wrote:Ok, Ok, if June was a US President?

Too easy. One born in Hawaii.

Touche. I was thinking more Chester A. Arthur. One more, one more, what if June Jones was a movie?

Arthur was a better POTUS than his reputation and the textbook suggested, at least when I was in school. Overall Jones did not live up to his reputation as the SMUHC.

Plus he had a sweet stache

I understand JJ is already recruiting ASU players to Oregon. St.