SMU Loves North Texas

Eddie P · Post by **Eddie P** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:24 am

Is the Hungry Whistler still open in Denton?

2112 · Post by **2112** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:38 am

This game is the biggest game in the history of NTS! I can't imagine what those people would do, if the Stangs beat the Eagles?

me@smu · Post by **me@smu** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:41 am

They can't get much lower they already go to NTSU

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:12 am

Hey Blogstermeister, you might look at the full title (College and University of North Texas) I gave that fine institution again. I was maybe too subtle for you.

SMU Football Blog · Post by **SMU Football Blog** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:14 am

MustangStealth wrote:
EastStang wrote:I hear Lawn Cutting companies interview at the College and University of North Texas. There are certain jobs even Aggies won't do.

Isn't that their motto?
"UNT: Because there are certain jobs even Aggies won't do"

If Tech is the Sand Aggies, does this make NTSCC the Grass Aggies?

It works on a couple of levels.

RGV Pony · Post by **RGV Pony** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:35 pm

SMU Football Blog wrote:
MustangStealth wrote:
EastStang wrote:I hear Lawn Cutting companies interview at the College and University of North Texas. There are certain jobs even Aggies won't do.

Isn't that their motto?
"UNT: Because there are certain jobs even Aggies won't do"

If Tech is the Sand Aggies, does this make NTSCC the Grass Aggies?

It works on a couple of levels.

Can't find the link, but rumor is tomorrow's Denton Record-Chronicle has a blurb entitled "Scotts Lawn Service Cancels Job Fair at NTSCCA&I"

Legend500 · Post by **Legend500** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:24 pm

Whew! Helping to polish off our Seven pulitzers and 22 Grammys while finding a spot for the stack o' Oscars from Brokeback....I don't get that much time to reply to all this garbage.

me@smu wrote:Its called rankings...Try not to be to frightened by the numbers on the page but you will find us at 43 second only to UT in texas.

US News & World Report? We don't get that in Denton. Most of us read the Economist or the NY Times. Don't worry - there's plenty of quality sixth-grade reading material for you to read: try Newsweek or USA Today. Those are right up US News' alley!

P.S. Read what the LSAC has to say about those sorts of BS school rankings: "A ranking system that exemplifies the shortcomings of all "by the numbers" schemes is the one produced annually by U.S. News & World Report." If you want the link, start at lsac.org.

If you don't know what LSAC is, you shouldn't be talking law school.

me@smu wrote:
Or the hall marks of our nationally ranked business school

You Mean your nationally-ranked status for Masters Business schools? I guess that's also the case for your nationally-ranked Doctorate programs? (As an aside, SMU does not offer enough doctorate business programs to be ranked. Persons at smoo wishing to complete their academic degrees are urged to contact UNT.)

Legend500 wrote:Sure that would make sense...provided you could really beat Baylor by fourty five last year. How about we do another one for you...we lost to Tulsa in overtime while you lost 54-2.

My point exactly. You should read what I was responding to.

As for the lawn-care jokes....funny stuff. If you have any facts or non-ad-hominems, post them. Such childish games are tiresome, especially when y'all can't come up with more than one joke.

I'd like to chat more, but there's a bunch of SMU students crying on my porch because I set fire to their fake Sam Moon "Coach" handbags. Poor babies.

CalallenStang · Post by **CalallenStang** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:45 pm

Legend500 wrote:US News & World Report? We don't get that in Denton. Most of us read the Economist or the NY Times. Don't worry - there's plenty of quality sixth-grade reading material for you to read: try Newsweek or USA Today. Those are right up US News' alley!
me@smu wrote:
Or the hall marks of our nationally ranked business school

You Mean your nationally-ranked status for Masters Business schools? I guess that's also the case for your nationally-ranked Doctorate programs? (As an aside, SMU does not offer enough doctorate business programs to be ranked. Persons at smoo wishing to complete their academic degrees are urged to contact UNT.)

Legend500 wrote:Sure that would make sense...provided you could really beat Baylor by fourty five last year. How about we do another one for you...we lost to Tulsa in overtime while you lost 54-2.

My point exactly. You should read what I was responding to.

As for the lawn-care jokes....funny stuff. If you have any facts or non-ad-hominems, post them. Such childish games are tiresome, especially when y'all can't come up with more than one joke.

I'd like to chat more, but there's a bunch of SMU students crying on my porch because I set fire to their fake Sam Moon "Coach" handbags. Poor babies.

First...to the last part. Quoting yourself and insulting yourself is childish.

Now...as far as The Economist, that would be the same magazine that ranked SMU Cox #1 in the USA and #7 in the world for potential to network.

As far as undergraduate business rankings, how about #20 in BusinessWeek?

gostangs · Post by **gostangs** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:04 am

And I would not be bragging about Brokeback. That would fulfill the reputation of NTSU.

No doubt you still read the NY Times. Was wondering who the last few people who still read the times and take it seriously would be - and now we know they are in Denton of all places.

Your school is a joke. No matter how thinly you slice it.

ALEX LIFESON · Post by **ALEX LIFESON** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:01 am

"And I would not be bragging about Brokeback. That would fulfill the reputation of NTSU."

No kidding, there was some
thing on the news last week, about North Texas State leading the nation with % of gay's. I am not joking. The one publication that carries the most clout.....The Bible........say's that (lifestyle" is an "abomination to God". Good luck with all that on judgement day mean green!

Kappas Are Yummy · Post by **Kappas Are Yummy** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:47 am

Blah, blah, blah...

Boo Bush Library, Neo-Cons smell.

Let's just settle this on the field.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:48 am

Legend500 wrote:As for the lawn-care jokes....funny stuff. If you have any facts or non-ad-hominems, post them. Such childish games are tiresome, especially when y'all can't come up with more than one joke.

Have you heard this one? We blackballed y'all's @sses from the SWC and the C-USA. Hope you had fun down in Division 2 and in the Sunbelt, which is what we call Division 2A around here. And yes you won the sunbelt a couple of times before showing your true colors...just goes to show you it's not cream that rises to the top of a pile of crap.

deepellumfrog · Post by **deepellumfrog** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:36 pm

jtstang wrote:
Legend500 wrote:As for the lawn-care jokes....funny stuff. If you have any facts or non-ad-hominems, post them. Such childish games are tiresome, especially when y'all can't come up with more than one joke.

Have you heard this one? We blackballed y'all's @sses from the SWC and the C-USA. Hope you had fun down in Division 2 and in the Sunbelt, which is what we call Division 2A around here. And yes you won the sunbelt a couple of times before showing your true colors...just goes to show you it's not cream that rises to the top of a pile of crap.

I think it is only fair to mix in a conference championship yourself before belittling anothers

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:40 pm

deepellumfrog wrote:I think it is only fair to mix in a conference championship yourself before belittling anothers

How about I belittle yours--the Mountain Far West (MFW) conference champ got it's @ss handed to it by SMU last year. Oops, sorry to spoil your peak season like that, but enjoy the ride down.

deepellumfrog · Post by **deepellumfrog** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:48 pm

jtstang wrote:
deepellumfrog wrote:I think it is only fair to mix in a conference championship yourself before belittling anothers

How about I belittle yours--the Mountain Far West (MFW) conference champ got it's @ss handed to it by SMU last year. Oops, sorry to spoil your peak season like that, but enjoy the ride down.

I'm OK with it. At least we have a couple of championships in this decade, or even the 90's for that matter. I suggest it might be time to stop riding the one victory pony, and possibly work your way towards 6 wins and a bowl game, or something crazy like that. A season is made up of many games, I was hoping for purely selfish reasons you guys could follow up your TCU victory with a decent season. Thanks for nothing...