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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:06 am
by SMUPhil
I hate Gary Patterson because he drives with his turn signal on, with NO intention of changing lanes or turning.
Fat jerk.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:12 am
by SMUtrojanFAN
jtstang wrote:I hate TCU because the Knuckleheads say I should.
I hate TCU because Stallion likes TCU.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:14 am
by ponydawg
Gary Patterson is an Anti-Dentite.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:52 am
by J.T.supporta
I hate Gary Patterson because he told me Santa and the Easter bunny werent real
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:54 am
by MustangStealth
I heard Gary Patterson was the inspiration for that Sir Mixalot song.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:41 pm
by Come and Take It
I hate Gary Patterson because he wears shiny shirts when he goes out on the town.
Douchenozzle.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:47 pm
by BRStang
MSNBC reported that Gustav and Ike were coincidentally first picked up on radar immediately after Fatterson broke wind.
Of course, I don't usually trust it unless it comes from Fox News, but anyway...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:37 pm
by RGV Pony
BRStang wrote:
Of course, I don't usually trust it unless it comes from Fox News, but anyway...
..in which case it wouldve been reported by Domenica Davis. She gets an A+.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:44 pm
by BRStang
RGV Pony wrote:BRStang wrote:
Of course, I don't usually trust it unless it comes from Fox News, but anyway...
..in which case it wouldve been reported by Domenica Davis. She gets an A+.
Yes. Megyn Kendall is growing on me, too.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:46 pm
by Deep Purple
jtstang wrote:I hate TCU because their grads are too dumb to get sarcasm and their sense of humor sucks.
Did you not see the "Texas Horned Lizard (Phrynosoma cornutum) NOT A FROG!" thread?
Not exactly a recommendation for Smew humor.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:48 pm
by BRStang
Deep Purple wrote:jtstang wrote:I hate TCU because their grads are too dumb to get sarcasm and their sense of humor sucks.
Did you not see the "Texas Horned Lizard (Phrynosoma cornutum) NOT A FROG!" thread?
Not exactly a recommendation for Smew humor.
I can see why you would not think it is humorous, Lizi.
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:49 pm
by perunapower
I hate TCU because they can't even attack a campus right. Come on sidewalk chalk? Really?
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:53 pm
by BRStang
Is TCU free to in-state residents?
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:20 pm
by J.T.supporta
i hate TCU because they have OUR iron skillet!
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:25 am
by EastStang
I hate Gary Patterson because as much as he's tried, he still doesn't outweigh Ralph Friegen.