DMN: Chad Morris is rebuilding SMU by recruiting in state

[Stallion]

Utah kind of reminds me of Earl from Mesquite who used to be on Frog Forum-but a tad more urban theme. He was a jack-hammer guy I believe who wrote in broken English

Classic Earl from Mesquite:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/ind ... sckrew-up/

[ebrooks11]

I love Utah. Hopefully the only reason anyone responds is because they think he is funny.

[Prideful Pony]

I love Utah. Hopefully the only reason anyone responds is because they think he is funny.

I think we might be in the overwhelming minority, but I do as well. I'm not sure whether it's the fact that his stories provide a low-budget foil to our typical Pony Fans pretentious enthusiasm or it's the absurdity of the uneventful but detailed stories that he segues into at the drop of a hat; either way I appreciate the change of pace around here.

[Treadway21]

I just don't think he is funny. Now MRydel is funny. Apples and oranges but he just isn't funny or clever. I find his stuff boring. But I'm glad someone finds him funny since he'll be here for awhile.

[CalallenStang]

His stories are not on topic and are attempts to derail threads. Classic troll


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[GreenbeltPony]

I love Utah. Hopefully the only reason anyone responds is because they think he is funny.

I think we might be in the overwhelming minority, but I do as well. I'm not sure whether it's the fact that his stories provide a low-budget foil to our typical Pony Fans pretentious enthusiasm or it's the absurdity of the uneventful but detailed stories that he segues into at the drop of a hat; either way I appreciate the change of pace around here.

"This"

[Prideful Pony]

He's definitely a troll and rarely on topic, although I think he's entertaining. MRydel is funny as well, albeit in a drier late night host style. I can appreciate Utah's narratives for the same type of absurdity in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

To be fair I also laughed out loud at Stallion's "Earl from Mesquite" so it could be I'm just a couple of crayons short of a box.

[vielsiehorsepower]

He's definitely a troll and rarely on topic, although I think he's entertaining. MRydel is funny as well, albeit in a drier late night host style. I can appreciate Utah's narratives for the same type of absurdity in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

To be fair I also laughed out loud at Stallion's "Earl from Mesquite" so it could be I'm just a couple of crayons short of a box.

I hope he's a troll...because he claims to have an SMU degree and if someone like that graduated from SMU...Tiger J may have some academic bragging rights after all

[Johnny Utah]

Man, I just got sick of all the cheerleading on this site. Seriously, we hired a high school coach yo. Plus SMU is paying him like $2,000,000. Who negotiated that for us? A high school principal?.... All to go to the Autozone Bowl in 2 years.

Truth is, I like CM, and hope he's a winner and I'm wrong. I love SMU. And I promise, I can be normal. But hey, some of you all need to get of your knees. Until then, ah special holla out to my friends in the majority of the minority.

[ebrooks11]

Word up

[CalallenStang]

Oh please. Your thinly veiled movie references are nothing more than methods through which you deflect discussion. Your main goal is trolling, and your secondary goal is to trash normal fans. Bickle, simply admit it already.


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[Johnny Utah]

Calallen, I also like history and politics. So, I was arguing with Rick the other day about to what extent is the Federal Government responsible for the welfare and security of the individual. And that's when it hit me, I still ain't sure about this socialism medicine. A week ago I dropped some copper I got from Carl's Mom's house on my foot. Sure, I got a doctor's excuse to stay off my feet for a while, but I also got this $4,000 emergency room bill. Plus they towed my car away from the front of the hospital, because I guess only ambulances can park there, so I had to pay a $200 impound fee. I tried to tell them I couldn't walk and that was the only way I could get into the emergency room, but they didn't care. Parking pigs, man.

So I guess they passed this health care, and I was against it for a while, because I don't think socialism is good for America. But really, I don't know how the hell else I am going to pay off this emergency room bill. I'd have to find a lot of copper to sell, and it ain't exactly growing on trees. So I just have to find out how I can use this health care to pay off my debt so I can go back to being a productive member of society that can buy stuff. You know, spread the money around a little. And not just to the hospital, who should know better than to take advantage of a guy with a broke-a$$ foot.

[Cadillac]

Utah kind of reminds me of Earl from Mesquite who used to be on Frog Forum-but a tad more urban theme. He was a jack-hammer guy I believe who wrote in broken English

Classic Earl from Mesquite:

http://www.killerfrogs.com/msgboard/ind ... sckrew-up/

I think Utah sounds more like Jim Anchower from the Onion. Wouldn't surprise me if there was material lifted straight from there.

http://www.theonion.com/personalities/j ... ower,1020/

-CoS

[StallionsModelT]

Recruits with verified BCS offers:

James Proche
Ben Hicks
Xavier Castille
Michael Scott
Delontae Scott
Kevin Thomas
Jordan Williams
Hunter Herndon
Raymond Clemons

But please....continue to throw out New Mexico State.

[Cadillac]

I think Utah sounds more like Jim Anchower from the Onion. Wouldn't surprise me if there was material lifted straight from there.

http://www.theonion.com/personalities/j ... ower,1020/

-CoS

Yep, sure enough:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-had- ... now,20733/

"Besides that, I got involved in a little bit of a fender bender last month. On my lunch break I got Quiznos from across the parking lot, and since it was raining, I drove there. That's when some [deleted] in a giant SUV ran into me, dented my fender, and broke my fog light. He blew a stop sign and everything. I was like, "We gotta call the cops, unless you don't want them involved." He got my drift, gave me 80 bucks, and took off."

Thought it sounded familiar.

-CoS