DMN: Chad Morris is rebuilding SMU by recruiting in state

[Cadillac]

But if people think he is a troll and he trolls those that think he is a troll, then he's trolling. Whether he is a troll or not - one thing he isn't - funny. Lamest [deleted] on here in a long time and that is saying something.

Yo, He Hate Me, my favorite comedies are like Airplane, Hot Shots, Battlefield Earth, and Platoon. Plus, thought you'd like to know, I got my job at the cellphone store back. And you know what, I know enough to fake it, even on Ponyfans. I mean, even when people at the store ask me questions, I jut pretend to look it up online and then say yes.

On another note, I got involved in a little bit of a fender bender last month. On my lunch break I got Quiznos from across the parking lot, and since it was raining, I drove there. That's when some [deleted] in a giant SUV ran into me, dented my fender, and broke my fog light. He blew a stop sign and everything. I was like, "We gotta call the cops, unless you don't want them involved." He got my drift, gave me 80 bucks, and took off. Good thing he did, too, or I would have been all up in his $[deleted]. In any case, I'd smoked up right before the ride, so I didn't want the cops involved either.

And guess what? The Festiva wasn't that messed up at all. I popped the dent out with a hammer, no problem, and I found the replacement light on the Internet for like $30. I had to track down my pal Wes so he could help me order it. I don't see him so much since he moved in with his girlfriend a couple years back, but he still has his credit card and it was good to catch up with him.

Go Mustangs! #1 Super Fan!

[Johnny Utah]

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya!

[smusic 00]

So unless you are him you just got exposed.

[mrydel]

A plagiarizing troll

[Johnny Utah]

No way dude!! Everyone of those kids has either a New Mexico State, Rice, or North Texas offer!!

[CalallenStang]

No way dude!! Everyone of those kids has either a New Mexico State, Rice, or North Texas offer!!

Just like every one of your posts


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[Puckhead48E]

I just find it entertaining that his namesake is a typecast moron and his avatar died of aids...hated by his compatriots who mocked him for everything include his mere existence. Now we see he is lifting entire posts from a satire site. Je suis...not surprised.

[Treadway21]

Too lazy to even troll properly. Losing.

[CalallenStang]

Does anyone think he isn't Bickle? Username is a movie character, etc


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[ebrooks11]

Who cares who he is, he is extremely entertaining.

[couch 'em]

Really?

[ebrooks11]

Well I'm not sure what's more entertaining, his shtick or watching ponyfans get all riled up over his shtick. None the less I am entertained.

[NewAgeMustange]

I think im in the majority of the minority, but he does break up some of the threads sometimes in a good way.

[leopold]

Every good story needs a villain.

God bless you, Johnny Utah.