more pirate jokes

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:21 pm

I find it highly offensive that you have my girlfriend's picture in your signature line

smu diamond m · Post by **smu diamond m** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:41 pm

I'm also looking to increase my black horseshoe count...

What is a pirates favorite food?

bARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbecue

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:18 pm

What's worse than finding ten dead pirates in a trash can?

Finding one dead pirate in ten trash cans.

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:21 pm

jtstang wrote:What's worse than finding ten dead pirates in a trash can?

Finding one dead pirate in ten trash cans.

Fess up. That has to be a recycled Lawyer joke.

Except "better than" instead of "worse then"

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:30 pm

mrydel wrote:Fess up. That has to be a recycled Lawyer joke.

Except "better than" instead of "worse then"

Actually it is a recycled dead baby joke but I don't think the sensitive types who post on here are ready for that yet.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:39 pm

It's worse than finding 10 Bush Libraries in a trash can

MustangStealth · Post by **MustangStealth** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:52 pm

smupony94,

Can you please go back to the David Brent picture? I understand why you changed, but this new one freaks me out and Willis is back on the field now.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:01 pm

A pirate captain wakes to find one of his legs gone and replaced with wood. He hails the ship's doctor and asked him what happened.

"Argh, cap'n, ye leg was mort'ly wounded in battle. I knew t'was ye leg or ye life and ye'd want to live to lead ye men again."

"Aye, doc, ye sure had me pegged."

that's great raplh · Post by **that's great raplh** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:08 pm

what did the wessley willis pirate say?

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:33 pm

MustangStealth wrote:smupony94,

Can you please go back to the David Brent picture? I understand why you changed, but this new one freaks me out and Willis is back on the field now.

Yeah, that picture is at work so I will do it Monday

Kappas Are Yummy · Post by **Kappas Are Yummy** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:41 pm

smu diamond m wrote:I'm also looking to increase my black horseshoe count...

What is a pirates favorite food?

bARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbecue

Don't you mean Arrrrrrrrbys?

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:27 pm

MustangStealth wrote:smupony94,

Can you please go back to the David Brent picture? I understand why you changed, but this new one freaks me out and Willis is back on the field now.

Wesley Willis will remain as my avatar until we reach a bowl game

SMU Football Blog · Post by **SMU Football Blog** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:50 pm

smupony94 wrote:
MustangStealth wrote:smupony94,

Can you please go back to the David Brent picture? I understand why you changed, but this new one freaks me out and Willis is back on the field now.
Wesley Willis will remain as my avatar until we reach a bowl game

Didn't work for Dooby and Kathy Bates.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:09 pm

Well, they are 4-0 when I am in attendence so far and I am going to the UAB, Houston, Tulsa and Rice games.