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More Stock Market Humor - Investment Planning

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:10 pm
by ThadFilms
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

Re: More Stock Market Humor - Investment Planning

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:20 pm
by smupony94
ThadFilms wrote:If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
Where did you copy that bomb from?

Re: More Stock Market Humor - Investment Planning

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:24 pm
by ThadFilms
smupony94 wrote:
ThadFilms wrote:If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
Where did you copy that bomb from?

An email my buddy received.... he told me about it, after seeing Stallion's post I asked him to forward me the email.



I think those facts might be actually more disturbing than humorous.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:34 pm
by Phxfan
You are right.