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Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:02 pm
by smustatesmen
I propose that the present quarterback regime be ousted and replaced with Kaiser Steven, I. With this change at QB I feel our offense will be able to goose step down the field and score at will. With the Kaiser at the helm, the Red and Blue Army is unstoppable. Especially, when we start our conquest of the BEast.
Achtung un Ponie Up
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:06 pm
by Gotcha
Creative.
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:12 pm
by ponyscott
Gotta give statesman the creative writing award today. A-
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:23 pm
by ponyinNC
Give JJMcD Das BOOT!!!!
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:59 pm
by Dutch
ponyscott wrote:Gotta give statesman the creative writing award today. A-
now go look at every other thread on the board. see what you did by encouraging this?
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:00 pm
by ponyscott
Dutch wrote:ponyscott wrote:Gotta give statesman the creative writing award today. A-
now go look at every other thread on the board. see what you did by encouraging this?
Sorry...I didn't know I was going to encourage him....

Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:02 pm
by Dutch
you've created a monster. he won't quit.
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:04 pm
by ponyscott
Don't feed them after midnight. We MUST demand that he stop right this instant!
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:10 pm
by smustatesmen
1st & 10 gave me a Point Burger last night served on a Kaiser Roll. Its Dutch's fault.
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:20 pm
by ponyscott
I ate my regular Point Burger/Blue Chese with no bacon, LTO only before the game yesterday. We had to leave after half time again as it was getting ugly with the other games and their fans asking us..'what happened?'....no answer.
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:22 pm
by MiracleOnMockingbird
smustatesmen wrote:I propose that the present quarterback regime be ousted and replaced with Kaiser Steven, I. With this change at QB I feel our offense will be able to goose step down the field and score at will. With the Kaiser at the helm, the Red and Blue Army is unstoppable. Especially, when we start our conquest of the BEast.
Achtung un Ponie Up
It will be interesting to see if Kaiser gets a series or two on Saturday. If he doesn't, given our recent struggles, the lack of other options, and the fact that he presumably has been taking half of the practice snaps for a month, I would take that as a sign that he's somewhat of a bust.
I'll stop short of advocating that this
should happen, since like most PonyFans members, I've never seen him play.
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:24 pm
by SMU1523
This is McTreason.
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:31 pm
by EastStang
I was a bit surprised that he didn't get mop up duty last week against UH. With McD hurting a bit, why risk injury thus necessitating playing Kaiser against Rice with no reps this year?
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:42 pm
by redpony
So if Kaiser were our QB would we have to call our running game the 'panzer attack'?
GO PONIES!!!
Re: Install The Kaiser as Our Leader
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:44 pm
by StallionsModelT
At this point I'd rather have Dustin Diamond at QB than Simple JJ.