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He is the only one that I trust in all of this nonsense. Will he return if we have another coaching search?

Purple Hippo=Credibility

And I have STRONG suspicions that Gary Patterson is in fact the Purple Hippo. Think about it - PURPLE Hippo. The size is about the same. Hippos tend to sweat a lot. When he references all of the help he has given us, he means his efforts posing as the Purple Hippo.

he's tracking planes

I think he retired when Gerald Ford has his private jet info hidden on flightaware

Stealth mode

He's chasing the young female purple hippos across the watering hole.

Purple hippo needs to get out all of his flight tracking gear and spy equipment ASAP.

GO PONIES!!!

I miss those days.