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SMU bowl win, little belated since the game is 2 weeks after Christmas but I'd glady forgo getting any other Christmas presents if the team could just beat Pitt. I'd hate for us to go into another offseason with a bowl loss.

A lapdance with Megan Fox

Megan is certainly one of the top 10. Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, January Jones, Kiera Knightley, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johannson, all would be lap dance worthy.

A victory over Pitt and a recruiting class that helps raise the talent to the next level.

A lap dance from Megan Fox while watching SMU absolutely blow out Pitt with an announcement at halftime that 2 five stars and 2 more four stars have committed to SMU and Klemm interviewed as saying "I am going absolutely nowhere - this is where I plan on having/raising my family. SMU is home!" Finished off with a happy ending.

Too much?

Too much is never enough.

More touchdowns than turnovers!

Even if she fumbles, it's still a TD

ojaipony wrote:A lap dance from Megan Fox while watching SMU absolutely blow out Pitt with an announcement at halftime that 2 five stars and 2 more four stars have committed to SMU and Klemm interviewed as saying "I am going absolutely nowhere - this is where I plan on having/raising my family. SMU is home!" Finished off with a happy ending.

Too much?

FIFY.

0 turnovers in a game and 3 takeaways in a game

All I want is a nice SMU hat in the old colors

EastStang wrote:Megan is certainly one of the top 10. Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, January Jones, Kiera Knightley, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johannson, all would be lap dance worthy.

Knightly -- bee stings

Try Kelly Monaco -- I converted 94

and natalie portman

NomAnor wrote:and natalie portman

Because your product sucks, moron....man two days later that line is still funny.