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A. The Big East conference for $5,000,000
B. The Referees, who will never be let back into Amon Carter
C. The Ft. Worth Police Department
D. Gary Patterson does not lose - he simply helps the opposing coaching staffs too much

Trick question. All of the above.

PonyTime wrote:A. The Big East conference for $5,000,000
B. The Referees, who will never be let back into Amon Carter
C. The Ft. Worth Police Department
D. Gary Patterson does not lose - he simply helps the opposing coaching staffs too much

Gary Patterson even beat anorexia.

He also apparently lost to undereating and being a great guy.

Did you hear that Coach Patterson is only dressing 10 players for the SMU game?

The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.

Four Horned Frogs in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why couldn't Casey Pachall the get into a huddle on the football field?

It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The NCAA started a investigation into grade fixing at TCU.

The NCAA official called in Gary Patterson and Casey Pachell.

The NCAA official told Casey, "I'm just going to ask a few questions to determine your mental abilities learned from your fine institution. Of course, any wrong answer made lead to sanctions."

NCAA guy: "Okay Casey, what is 2 + 2?"

Casey: "4"

Patterson: "Give him one more chance! Please!"

PonyTime wrote:

Is that "Chris P" tattooed on his arm? I wonder who Chris P. is.

MustangStealth wrote:

PonyTime wrote:

Is that "Chris P" tattooed on his arm? I wonder who Chris P. is.

Don't know if you are kidding or not Stealth. Pretty sure that is Christ.