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First, one of your programs is shown to be used as bait for a child molester, causing you to send your third-best team to the championship game where it runs all-over the over-hyped favorite, thus sending the first 7 win team to the Rose bowl in over a generation.

Next, your confrerence has problems consistently beating a MAC team, and even said champion is lower ranked then the MAC champion.

Then you go and expand your footprint outside of the midwest, starting to dilute your brand name and bring in two programs COMPLETELY unworthy of the Big 10 moniker.

AND NOW, your all-time most accomplished female athlete has been found to be a high-priced call girl!: (Spoiler: Hot runners bod, bit of a butterface.)

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... -fbi-probe

Is this a conferences' version of a mid-life crisis? Do we need to get you a convertible now? Have you been seen hanging with Stallion at Milo's, trolling for DG's?

Damnit, man, get your act together - you're the Big 10 for god's sake!

The Big 10 can go !@#% itself.

Where's the General? I'm sure he can put a positive spin on this.

The big ten has never been held in high esteem, except by Midwesterners who don't know any better, and whose brains have been diminished by cold, ugly women, unions and bratwurst.

gostangs wrote:The big ten has never been held in high esteem, except by Midwesterners who don't know any better, and whose brains have been diminished by cold, ugly women, unions and bratwurst.

Ahem . . . I resemble that remark

GoStangs, that is the funniest remark I've read in a long while... ugly women, unions, bratwurst...

God Bless the State of Texas.

At least she was a high priced call girl, not a street hooka. But now she has to out her pimp or go to prison. I'll bet she has some names in her little black book that might be sweating a bit. Probably not Jerry Sandusky.

EastStang wrote:At least she was a high priced call girl, not a street hooka. But now she has to out her pimp or go to prison. I'll bet she has some names in her little black book that might be sweating a bit. Probably not Jerry Sandusky.

She isn't under investigation, much less charged with anything. Since the FBI investigation (if it exists) is secret, it's way premature to assume she's looking at any jail time.

gostangs wrote:The big ten has never been held in high esteem, except by Midwesterners who don't know any better, and whose brains have been diminished by cold, ugly women, unions and bratwurst.

i resent you deriding brats, that is a fine food.

I agree ... bratwurst is fantastic. Why eat a hot dog when you can eat a brat?

AND NOW, your all-time most accomplished female athlete has been found to be a high-priced call girl!: (Spoiler: Hot runners bod, bit of a butterface.)

Gives a whole new meaning to the term, moonlighting.

Rayburn wrote:The Big 10 can go !@#% itself.

What would you say if they invited SMU?

TAKE IT! I would rather be in the equally weak PAC12. But, both are moves up.

zimo wrote:

Rayburn wrote:The Big 10 can go !@#% itself.

What would you say if they invited SMU?

I'd also take the offer. We (SMU) would be the pretty one, surrounded by the ugly girls, eating brats, out in the cold weather, while they picket for the street walker's right to form a union.

smustatesman wrote:

zimo wrote:

Rayburn wrote:The Big 10 can go !@#% itself.

What would you say if they invited SMU?

I'd also take the offer. We (SMU) would be the pretty one, surrounded by the ugly girls, eating brats, out in the cold weather,

while they picket for the street walker's right to form a union.