Wow, now we're talkin' SEC. I want to make sure I'm ready for road games. Unapologetic entitlement and arrogance come naturally to me. I'm good there. I'm having difficulty with the fashion part though. I'm trying to work from the polo shirt, pastel colored shorts, penny loafer and Ray Ban ensemble ...

Please don't be alarmed if you feel a pinch at your side today. It's just me doing a quick BMI survey for some of you. Don't call the MeToo police. Just trying to get your shirt size right.

Mustang Inspector Gadget

As a fan-base, whenever possible, we need to try to smile more.

#Beachfront ...

Spoken like loyal members of the 1500.
I would have to drug my family members to get them to come to an SMU football game neighbors too.

Unintentionally or not, you may have cracked the code. I can't believe the answer was right under my nose... so to speak. Exploratory committee? Should we get ...

I always thought the UNC FAMILY stuff was a wholesome catchphrase. I'm now reevaluating. We just need to be more inclusive. Our bad. Who should I address the apology to? NCAA or UNC?

NCAA somehow involved with this? Of course joking, but we can't seem to elevate to our rightful place in this realm either. Keep putting up numbers. The scoreboard has to work itself out eventually. But it does seem like all of this ranking business is someone else's game.

I predict Tech guy makes huge strides. Gets game ball. A little risky here, but I'm getting good odds.

Mustangs 41-17

Nice save, may be hope yet. While you're out, why don't you swing by the local Fan-de-monium store. Just cross the RR tracks and go down 3 social stratospheres. Hang a left at the liquor store and a quick right at my cousin Bubba's Wrong-Way Automotive (he's had my car on lifts in his front yard for ...

When a coaching regime takes over a program, often you hear about establishing a new culture. With all due respect to the pain and suffering of a 30 year drought, I'm afraid a portion of our alumni need a few new resolutions.

I would like to take the lead on this transformation. I promise to hand ...

Why would any top player go to a perpetually sanctioned team playing in a third tier rinky-dink conference?

What are the first two tiers of conferences? Geez.

I think the point GD is trying to make is that the Big XII is a completely second rate conference, replete with its own baggage. He may ...

The basketball rim in Tulsa called in and demanded an official independent counsel look into the matter.

In case you were looking for the recipe for the Road to Ruin, I've found the perfect concoction:

Start with an overly important sense of self. Add-in your own refined sensibilities to one-part Holier than Thou predilection. Stir in your mandated Control and appeal to the greater good. Mix in haste ...

It will be awhile before I get over this one. Anyone have a spare trash can? Mine's full.

Ben and Sterling, still warriors in my book. Proud how far they've brought the program.

Anyone interest in a Group Hug? I find it helps.

Now back to the Dry Heaves.

I thought it might be helpful if we catalog the list of reasons why SMU football games are not sold out. Instead of regurgitating, you could just post the number assigned to your reason. Ease of communication will be greatly improved. Everybody wins!

1. Dallas has too many things to do on the ...

Announced: 24,843

Actual:

At kickoff: 3,140
End of first quarter: 14,525
Start of halftime: 17,235
End of halftime: 15,235
End of 3rd quarter, if we are competitive: 12,055
End of 3rd quarter, if we are blown out: 7,450
End of game, if we are competitive: 9,350
End of game, if we are blown out: 2 ...

I get it, losing SUCKS. Yes, I personally am on DefCon 2, Code Orange or whatever. But if you thought we were going to win this year, you're crazier than I am. Let's have some perspective ladies and gentlemen.

Cheap shots at the Coach on other threads are truly pathetic. Yes, our lack of talent is ...