I hope you guys do get back. It's in the best interest of our conference to have competitive football. AND, I just think SMU being down is sad. I'm originally from Odessa, and I think it's sad that Odessa Permian is down.

So... here's to your success.

Of course, I do hope the Coogs win this ...

Hey man, I'm not here to tell you boys how to motivate your team... but perhaps having a bunch of guys come in before the game and say, "these guys thrashed us 95-21" isn't the most uplifting and reassuring thing you could do to get spirits up. There are at least a few guys in the room that will ...

Houston is the fattest city in America
They actually base that stupid poll on number of eating establishments. If you have the most places to eat, you must be the fattest city... or at least so goes the logic.

Anyway, you guys should wish you had more fat people. Takes fewer of them to make ...

Lowest bidder? Ya think? Hey dummy, we're a state school, run by the State of Texas. You're a private school, just in case you didn't know. It makes a difference.

In reality, UH's campus has the oldest buildings in the middle. They were built in the late 1920s. It spanned out from there. It's ...

I predict.... PAIN!!!!

Coogs 42
SMU 17

UH is by far the most disrespectful and sophomoric group of fans that has visited PonyFans.com.

Thank you. I'm honored.

95-21

I love those 7-11 microwave burritos!

The nachos are even better... especially if you add chilli sauce. Once you get done eating the chips that come with the nachos, Doritos ranch flavor chips are awesome to scoop up the remaining cheese!

We're just better than you.

We're better armed!!!!

What's happened to you guys? You used to do whatever it took to win!!!! Where's my old SMU? Now you guys are getting awards for sportsmanship???? Damn!

This response pretty much defines what we're going to see on the east side of Ford Stadium this week.

Damn right, and you'd better lock-up your 7/11s before I get there!!!!

Tulsa had the number one defense in the conference and we put nearly 500 yards of offense on them. But I'm sure you guys are different.

Sad thing is... the "Cougar High" thing is unimaginative, uncreative, and tired... but the new CUSA teams we play don't even know about it. I kinda miss getting called "Cougar High." Next, I'll expect you guys to make fun of our visits to Dallas with references to "lock down the 7/11's." That's ...

From Rice fan:

Sniff sniff. All this hatred makes me miss the SWC.

Boy, you guys are like the girl that got cheated on and turned into a lezbian man-hater. Just can't let go can you?

I will forgive Cougar High for 95-21.

I don't remember asking for your forgiveness... so keep it. Hell, given the opportunity, we'd do it to you again, and again, and again.