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Postby Come and Take It » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:10 pm

I heard Gary Patterson goes through the Express Checkout line with 17 items.
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Postby smu diamond m » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:11 pm

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Sir, shooting-star, sir.
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Postby J.T.supporta » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:12 pm

smu diamond m wrote:5
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Postby SMUer » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:13 pm

I heard TCU graduates hang their diplomas from their truck rear view mirrors in an attempt to justify using handicap parking...
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Postby ponydawg » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:13 pm

Come and Take It wrote:I heard Gary Patterson goes through the Express Checkout line with 17 items.


Finally! Someone gets the game!
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Postby Come and Take It » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:15 pm

I heard Gary Patterson can believe it's not butter, and that really pisses me off.
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Postby ponydawg » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:22 pm

I heard Gary Patterson drives a Hybrid car with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker just to confuse people.
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Postby Come and Take It » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:23 pm

ponydawg wrote:I heard Gary Patterson drives a Hybrid car with a Bush/Chenney bumper sticker just to confuse people.


I heard Gary Patterson would rather ride with Ted than hunt with Cheney.
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Postby ponydawg » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:25 pm

I heard Gary Patterson favorite movie was Gigli.
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Postby Come and Take It » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:27 pm

I heard Gary Patterson cheered for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.
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Postby jtstang » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm

I hate TCU because they always kick our butts in football. Except once.
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Postby J.T.supporta » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm

Gary Patterson is the reason for the 94 MLB strike and the NHL lockout a few years back
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Postby Frognosticator » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:32 pm

Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.
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Postby jtstang » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:33 pm

Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?
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Postby Frognosticator » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:34 pm

jtstang wrote:
Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?


You obviously don't have school-aged children.
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