Why Do You Hate TCU?

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:10 pm

I heard Gary Patterson goes through the Express Checkout line with 17 items.

smu diamond m · Post by **smu diamond m** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:11 pm

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J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:12 pm

smu diamond m wrote:5
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SMUer · Post by **SMUer** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:13 pm

I heard TCU graduates hang their diplomas from their truck rear view mirrors in an attempt to justify using handicap parking...

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:13 pm

Come and Take It wrote:I heard Gary Patterson goes through the Express Checkout line with 17 items.

Finally! Someone gets the game!

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:15 pm

I heard Gary Patterson can believe it's not butter, and that really pisses me off.

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:22 pm

I heard Gary Patterson drives a Hybrid car with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker just to confuse people.

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:23 pm

ponydawg wrote:I heard Gary Patterson drives a Hybrid car with a Bush/Chenney bumper sticker just to confuse people.

I heard Gary Patterson would rather ride with Ted than hunt with Cheney.

ponydawg · Post by **ponydawg** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:25 pm

I heard Gary Patterson favorite movie was Gigli.

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:27 pm

I heard Gary Patterson cheered for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm

I hate TCU because they always kick our butts in football. Except once.

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm

Gary Patterson is the reason for the 94 MLB strike and the NHL lockout a few years back

Frognosticator · Post by **Frognosticator** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:32 pm

Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:33 pm

Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?

Frognosticator · Post by **Frognosticator** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:34 pm

jtstang wrote:
Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?

You obviously don't have school-aged children.