Aggie Jokes

by **EastStang** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:53 pm

Ok guys, we haven't played the Goat lovers in 8 years. I am sure there have been great expansions in the compendium of Aggie jokes (for you Aggies - that means, there are a lot more Aggie jokes than there used to be). Feel free to post the moderately clean ones (so our moderator doesn't have a heart attack). They recently did a poll around college campuses as to who the reigning sex goddess was. At SMU they said, Amber Campisi. At TCU they said Pamela Anderson. At Baylor they said Sandra Bullock. At A&M they said it was some lady named Hugee Pipolinee. Curious, a reporter went to A&M and asked who this sex goddess was. An Aggie showed her a headline from the local newspaper: "HUGE PIPELINE LAID BY 10,000 MEN".

by **KnuckleStang** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:55 pm

Q: How'd the Aggie break his leg on the golf course?

A: He fell off the ball-washer.

by **LonghornFan68** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:40 pm

nm, missed the part about these being "clean" joke. That's no fun.

by **The PonyGrad** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:49 pm

Hmmm... these are the clean ones? :shock:

by **jtstang** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:53 pm

An oldie but goodie: Two cultists were going to Houston back in the days of the SWC to watch the game with UH. They saw the sign "Houston Left" and they turned around and went home.

by **Captain E J Smith** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:10 pm

by **Captain E J Smith** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:40 pm

by **DiamondM75** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:22 pm

An aggie salesman is calling on a potential new customer when he comments that "The only people that go to UT are prostitutes and football players."

That's when the potential customer replies, "Hey, my wife went to UT!"

To which the aggie questioned, "What position did she play?"

by **SMU Football Blog** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:35 pm

[img]http://www.bobanddan.net/pics/aggies_engagement[1].jpg[/img]

by **abezontar** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:03 pm

Those guys are members of the corp?!?!?! I'm suprised they are still alive!!

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