A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...

peruna81 · Post by **peruna81** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:22 pm

No winner has collected on the prize offered (chili's gift card, $25) from last year, so...ponyte and mrydel again referee. All judge's decisions are final. Gift card mailed if addy is included. Contest ends at kickoff Saturday.

To start off:
Did you hear about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to twins?

He wanted to know who the other father was....

Digetydog · Post by **Digetydog** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:06 pm

College Station: where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

SMU1523 · Post by **SMU1523** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:19 pm

I am assuming bonfire jokes are off limits, which is probably a good policy. But, I would like to suggest that the 1950 milkman cheerleaders are fair game.

Rebel10 · Post by **Rebel10** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:21 pm

SMU1523 wrote: I would like to suggest that the 1950 milkman cheerleaders are fair game.

I thought they were TDC inmate uniforms.

peruna81 · Post by **peruna81** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:42 pm

an oldy but still goody...

Why are Aggie diplomas made out of sheepskin?

Because when the sheep are given the choice of life with the Corp of Cadets or death, they always choose death...

LA_Mustang · Post by **LA_Mustang** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:57 pm

How do Aggies practice safe sex?

They get rid of all the animals that kick.

Rayburn · Post by **Rayburn** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:01 pm

Me: So, you went to Texas A&M.
Aggie: Yeah, how'd yew know dat?
Me: I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose.

Tip your waitress!

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:04 pm

SMU1523 wrote:I am assuming bonfire jokes are off limits, which is probably a good policy. But, I would like to suggest that the 1950 milkman cheerleaders are fair game.

Did someone say "Aggie cheerleader" ?

ponyte · Post by **ponyte** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:25 pm

Keep 'em coming

gostangs · Post by **gostangs** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:33 pm

Counselor - i rest my case. Please deliver my prize.

http://gifsoup.com/view4/1502897/aggy-s ... ging-o.gif

vielsiehorsepower · Post by **vielsiehorsepower** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:31 pm

2 aggies and a mustang were driving home and on the way the mustang lost control and spun out into the lake. He swims to safety, but the aggies drown. Why did the aggies perish?

They couldn't get the tail gate down.

CenTXpony · Post by **CenTXpony** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:52 pm

Why do aggies try to date smart people?

Because opposites attract.

LA_Mustang · Post by **LA_Mustang** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:00 am

How do you get an Aggie cheerleader into your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push.

vielsiehorsepower · Post by **vielsiehorsepower** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:10 am

What do aggies think cheerios are?

Donut seeds

CenTXpony · Post by **CenTXpony** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:13 am

LA_Mustang wrote:How do you get an Aggie cheerleader into your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push.

Well.... at least they finally got some women on the squad.

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