A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...

[SMU1523]

What is the difference between Lassie and Reveille?











Lassie wasn't in a cult.

[Pony ^]

[SMU1523]

I personally find this disgusting...








What kind of person would put aTm gear on a poor innocent child? Please people, let the child grow up and decide for themselves if that kind of behavior is okay.

[vielsiehorsepower]

Haha! Though not an aggie joke, I want to say that one takes it, 1523

[birddogger]

Did you hear about the Aggie who spent $150 to spend the night in a warehouse?

[Digetydog]

Did you hear about the Aggie Engineer who built a $60M football stadium in Allen and botched the job?

"In a letter to the design and construction companies for the stadium, lawyers for the school district cited “construction failures” that exacerbated “already deficient design.”

[ebrooks11]

Two Aggies encounter a large German Shepard licking his private area. One Aggie says to the other, "I wish I could do
that." His friend replied, "If you pet him real nice, he might let you."

[35straight]

What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?

Ol' Army Boot Dance


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[EastStang]

Aggie has an actual girlfriend, who tells him he needs a vasectomy. He scratches his head and she says, just light two cherry bombs, put them in a tin can and count to ten. He goes to see a UT doctor and the doctor notices the blank look on his face when he asks for one and he gives the Aggie the same answer. He says, I'm gonna see one them fancy Dallas doctors, so he drives to Dallas and the doctor show him charts and diagrams and then notices the confused look on the Aggie's face. Are you and Aggie? Yup replied the Aggie. Well light two cherry bombs put them in a tin can and count to ten. So, he does what the doctor ordered and starts to count, when he gets to five, he puts the can between his legs and....

[SMUstangs22]

Aggies... trying to withdraw cash from the school logo.
Aggies... singing the fight song at your local bank.

[peruna81]

What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?

Ol' Army Boot Dance


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I am in awe....passing this on to Ross Jarvis, Worship minister at our church, and a good Ag.

[SMU1523]

What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?

Ol' Army Boot Dance


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Can someone explain?

[35straight]

What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?

Ol' Army Boot Dance


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I am in awe....passing this on to Ross Jarvis, Worship minister at our church, and a good Ag.

I made this up waiting on my car to get washed today. Don't think I've seen it anywhere before. Feel free to take credit for it.


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[35straight]

Corp unis are polyester. Sheep are wool.


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[peruna81]

What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?

Ol' Army Boot Dance


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Can someone explain?

uhh, I can only offer the explanation of bad uniform material, veal providers, and an old Aggie traditional dance. You went to SMU, so I have complete confidence in your ability to decipher the interpretation of this subtle nuance...