Serious question

by **Junior** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:05 am

Any chance all of our conference opponents forfeit their remaining games against us for fear of contracting ebola?

by **SMU1523** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:02 pm

Unless the Ebola patient plays football at SMU, I am going to say no.

But, all we need is 6 forfeits to go bowling...

by **Junior** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:08 pm

So, you're saying there's a chance...

by **Greenwich Pony** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:45 pm

I don't know what's worse at this point, contract Ebola, or contracting June Jones...

by **Junior** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:52 pm

Greenwich Pony wrote:I don't know what's worse at this point, contract Ebola, or contracting June Jones...

well, we got rid of JJ. it took a few years, but we did.

in terms of mortality, he HAS killed two programs. Hawaii and us. So there's that.

by **Greenwich Pony** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:58 pm

We should have a big sign outside of the stadium that says, "Welcome to Jonestown." Or would that be in poor taste?