Fun With Numbers

[SmooPower]

1) The .500 factor: After this season, SMU's all time record stands at 423-422-54, one game above .500. The SMU-TCU series is now tied at 38-38-7.

2) This means that next season's opener will the the 900th SMU football game.

If anyone has the scores for SMU's first season, please let me know. I have all of them except for 1915, when they went 2-5.

[Nacho]

Don't know about 1915 but in 1918 SMU beat TCU 1-0. That's right, 1-0. It was a forfeit. I wasn't there so I don't know why they forfeited. I didn't start going to SMU games until 1916.

[PerunaPunch]

Did they have Nachos in 1916?

[SmooPower]

The TCU bus got stuck in the mud in 1918 on the way to the game - thus the forfeit.

[Nacho]

In 1916 you had to go to Nuevo Laredo for "Nachos." That was before the "microwave."

[whatasteve]

I'm thinking the plastic orange cheese goo that they squirt on nachos these days is actually from the same batch that was first made in 1916.

[PerunaPunch]

Actually, the government runs a number of top secret nacho cheese reclamation plants that are used in a vast international ‘plastic orange cheese goo’ recycling conspiracy.

I was planning on breaking the story in the National Enquirer, but I felt that I needed to redeem my credibility after the D-lineman size/weight fiasco.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

[PK]

Don't tell me your still looking for those two 340 pound offensive linemen Adami was busting his butt rushing against. Sounded plauseable to me...

Easy on the turkey there PerunaPunch.