A pirate walks in to a bar.....

by **ScourgeOf7seas** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:37 pm

Nacho wrote:I think anyone regradless of age dressed as a pirate should be admitted free to the game. We need more pirates in UP/HP anyway.

Arrrrrgh! Me drinks to that, mateys!

by **EmeraldCityPony** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:43 pm

Has MustangStealth posted lately? He's got a controversal avatar as I recall.

by **SMU Football Blog** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:59 pm

Pirate Name Generator

FYI: Stallion is "Fartin' Hugo Dagger." I don't know what that means.

by **EastStang** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:39 pm

What happens when an Aggie meets a pirate? They compare their swords. Arrrgh.

by **KnuckleStang** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:49 pm

http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=873

by **Mustang1412** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:13 pm

Why do pirates make such good lifeguards?

Because they know C P Arrrrrrrrrrgh.

by **Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:01 pm

A pirate wearing two gorgeous hoop earnings walks into a tavern. All the other pirates marvel and exclaim their jelousy - one of them asks: "How much did ye pay fer those?" The pirate responds: "Arrr....a buck an ear..."

by **ECUPirates1** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:18 pm

Laugh it up now ponies, you won't be laughing after saturday...

:mrgreen:

by **SMU Football Blog** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:29 pm

ECUPirates1 wrote:Laugh it up now ponies, you won't be laughing after saturday...

You are right. "Golden Hurricanes" are not funny.

by **Greenwich Pony** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:36 pm

Well, "Golden Hurricanes" has comedy potential- it may be banished from the site by the administrators, but there is definitely much to make fun of... But it's still not as fun as making fun of the Expensive Corn (Buck-an-ears). Sorry about the already fast growing stale Buccaneer joke, but I just had to parrot it... because Polly want a wisecracker... And now I'll stop before everyone gets pIRATE at me...

by **BarbaraAnn** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:23 pm

I don't care. Pirate jokes are always funny, even if they're bad.

For anyone who is a READER, there's a book called Pirates!: In an Adventure with the Scientists. This also happens to be the funniest, most absurd book ever. Coincidentally, a sequel came out last week entitled: Pirates! In an Adventure with Ahab!, so I'm rather excited.

by **Diamond Girl** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:25 am

What's a pirate's favorite place to eat?

Arrrrrrrrby's.

by **ScourgeOf7seas** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:56 am

Diamond Girl wrote:What's a pirate's favorite place to eat?

Arrrrrrrrby's.

Arrrrgh! Thats where you be wrong, mateys. We Pirates prefer to dine at Captain Hook's where the staff is more presenatble.

by **2112** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:59 am

hey Scourgeof 7Seas, are yee coming in thee mornin'?

by **SmooBoy** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:14 am

The picture of Judge Reinhold is classic!

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