A pirate walks in to a bar.....

[ponyplayer]

Mustangstealth can`t post because his avatar is rated AAAARRRRRGHH!

[ScourgeOf7seas]

hey Scourgeof 7Seas, are yee coming in thee mornin'?

I'm afraid not. I had charted a course to join me bucko's in Dallas, but me bilge suckin wench got wind of it and put me in the brig fur the weekend. She'd have me dancin the hempen jig if I were to break out and set sail to Dallas anyway.

Ye have fair winds without me. I'll be in Raleigh singin' chanteys and splicin the mainbrace while watchin' me bretheren of the coast on the television. I am confident that they will be shipshape and no quarter will be given to the Ponies. Arrrgh!

[Dutch]

man, you're good.

[SmooBoy]

Wish we could play the Pirates every week. There's SO much Pirate humor out there.

[DiamondM75]

hey Scourgeof 7Seas, are yee coming in thee mornin'?

I'm afraid not. I had charted a course to join me bucko's in Dallas, but me bilge suckin wench got wind of it and put me in the brig fur the weekend. She'd have me dancin the hempen jig if I were to break out and set sail to Dallas anyway.

Ye have fair winds without me. I'll be in Raleigh singin' chanteys and splicin the mainbrace while watchin' me bretheren of the coast on the television. I am confident that they will be shipshape and no quarter will be given to the Ponies. Arrrgh!

Scourage,

You are the only troll I feel I am going to miss after the week. I hope you will continue to visit us with more of your Pirate verse.

[ScourgeOf7seas]

Scourage,

You are the only troll I feel I am going to miss after the week. I hope you will continue to visit us with more of your Pirate verse.

No need to hang a jib. I be coming about to visit ye swabs from time to time. Arrrr!

[Caballo]

I am really liking this C-USA affiliation. We never raised this type of humor or interest about our old WAC opponents like the Hawaiians or the San Jose State prophylactics.