Morris Quote

[EconPony'10]

"I firmly believe this: If we can't get it flipped, it ain't gonna get flipped"

[Stallion]

https://twitter.com/PaulMyerberg/status ... 7993588736

[StallionsModelT]

He's absolutely right. If this staff and support system isn't capable of turning this thing around then its church for the program.

[vielsiehorsepower]

pony up‏@ryanfoster365·49m49 minutes ago
@PaulMyerberg @BillyEmbody such a refreshing change from that corpse June Jones and his golfing buddies

[Johnny Utah]

SO they have gone to 150 high schools and they have like 2 commitments. At that rate, only 1500 more schools left before we have a class......to bad it will be filled with two/three star recruits who also have offers from Sam Houston State, North Texas, Rice, and UTSA.......Sad. CM is wrong, SMU can be flipped, just not with him as skipper.

You all get excited over nothing.

[Mustangs35SMU]

SO they have gone to 150 high schools and they have like 2 commitments. At that rate, only 1500 more schools left before we have a class......to bad it will be filled with two/three star recruits who also have offers from Sam Houston State, North Texas, Rice, and UTSA.......Sad. CM is wrong, SMU can be flipped, just not with him as skipper.

You all get excited over nothing.

The trolling was funny at first. But now it's just boring. Be more creative.

[vielsiehorsepower]

SO they have gone to 150 high schools and they have like 2 commitments. At that rate, only 1500 more schools left before we have a class......to bad it will be filled with two/three star recruits who also have offers from Sam Houston State, North Texas, Rice, and UTSA.......Sad. CM is wrong, SMU can be flipped, just not with him as skipper.

You all get excited over nothing.

Buddy I don't know if you really don't know anything about football whatsoever or if you're just trolling.

I'll assume the former and try to expolit you for my personal gain. So since you're so confident, let's set some wagers. I'll let you suggest the first terms and the stakes.

Go!

[Johnny Utah]

Man, I like to bet, but I'm low on money right now. See, I got fired from my job at the cell phone store. Some customer complained that I signed them up for the wrong plan or something. Well, no $h**, I get more money for doing that. What was I supposed to do? Most people don't even notice, and if they do, they just call and I say, "Oh yeah, my mistake, let me fix that." No worries. This guy, though, raised a huge stink and calls my manager and threatens to call the Better Business place, so I get sacked. What an a$*h0le. I would have changed him back no problem.

With that said, here's what we can do. If SMU has more than 5 players with P-5 offers this year, I'll be a sitter for your animals. I love dogs and turtles. If SMU has less, than you can by me a new muffler. My muffler on my ride is shot, so the Festiva sounds like an Indy car, especially if I push her to 65 on the highway. I meant to get under there and fix up the holes, but you know how it goes. Life gets crazy.

[couch 'em]

The Festiva was an underrated car despite its racist name.

[Johnny Utah]

Yeah, but seriously, my muffler is all shot. I don't care much, since I like a loud car, but I got pulled over for it yesterday. The cop gave me a ticket for $140 I don't have. Cops, man. They've always had it in for me. But I ain't gonna give them the satisfaction of paying the whole thing.

Coach Morris is welcome to borrow my ride when he's in Dallas visiting 150 schools.

[Stallion]

I think we already have 5 recruits with P5 offers. I know all 4 of Morris' recruits do-oh yeah plus Proche-

Done Deal
Last Week

[Johnny Utah]

I think we already have 5 recruits with P5 offers. I know all 4 of Morris' recruits do-oh yeah plus Proche-

Done Deal
Last Week

No way man! Rice is not P-5. But if your right, i'm screwed on the bet. Cuz now I don't have time because I got a new job working at a warehouse discount place. They opened up a couple months ago, and my pal Ron got himself a job there. He put in a good word for me. Now I get to drive a forklift around the aisles and stack up palates of paper towels and Cup Noodles and $h*t like that. The great thing is they have all these boxes of candy bars there for sale. All I got to do when I get hungry is tear a box open and take one out. If no one notices, some poor sap just buys it and nobody's the wiser. If they do notice, they just think a customer did it and they use the rest to fill the vending machine.

[GiddyUp]

SO they have gone to 150 high schools and they have like 2 commitments. At that rate, only 1500 more schools left before we have a class......to bad it will be filled with two/three star recruits who also have offers from Sam Houston State, North Texas, Rice, and UTSA.......Sad. CM is wrong, SMU can be flipped, just not with him as skipper.

You all get excited over nothing.

you are pathetic

[Stallion]

Yep

Hicks
Herndon
Wilson
M.Scott
Proche

[Johnny Utah]

So after Hicks I went to Herndon. Which of the two other schools with offers he received do you consider P-5...Rice or New Mexico.

http://sports.yahoo.com/smu/football/re ... don-160377

How am I way off? Wow! What am I missing? It's all in the link above.

And you know what, my Super Nintendo finally crapped out. Man, I was pretty bummed. I never finished Earthworm Jim, and now I might never get the chance. I wish there were a good reason it died, like I spilled soda on it or something, but it just went out in the middle of a 10-hour Earthworm Jim marathon. No warning, no nothing. One minute, I'm trying to take out the crow thing, and the next, I'm staring at a screen full of static.

But you know what? I ain't all that concerned. I was thinking about getting a PlayStation 2, anyway.