We're gonna make PANIC great again! Believe me!

[ponyte]

I was able to contain my panic last week by reciting the 'Hail Mary'. It worked great until the very end of the first half. But now, I know we will make PNAIC great again. How do I know?

Arkyland State will run nothing but Hail Mary plays. We haven't a chance.

They were once Indians but now they are Real Wolves and we all know what a pack of wolves can do to a mustang!

We don't have a quarterback. We haven't had a quarterback since the great Ramon Flanagan went down on the second play of the game against another Arky team with a dislocated hip. We all remember the outcome of that game.

Have we ever won a game wearing black? Even when we are not honoring our opponent?

We all know we are going to insert Sutton on just one senseless play on defense and he will suffer a season ending injury that will destroy any chance we have of scoring on offense.

It’s the first game of Fall but feels like Summer and we will play like it’s the first day of Two a Days. Oh, its gonna get ugly and smell really sweaty!

After last week, instead of curling up in the fetal position, I am gonna try it again. So repeat with me:

Hail Mary, watch us spectate.
Oh Lord wish they’d take a knee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
CM.
Holy Cow, Mother of Victories,
pray for us losers,
now and avoid another defeat.
Three Claps.

I'm ponyte and I approve this message.

[One Trick Pony]

^^^^^^^○^^^^^
I second the motion

[Stallion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EuAZsz_z_U

[One Trick Pony]

Hey that dude knew the attack was coming and let it happen , some people love war. 911 cognitive dissidence

[Stallion]

Ha! No the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor 8 years after that speech

[Insane_Pony_Posse]

We haven't had a quarterback since the great Ramon Flanagan went down

what about JJ McDeerment?....
didn't June Jones or Hal Mummy claim he had NFL potential?

[longbuzzer]

I respectfully disagree with the continuing "woe are we" attitude that has inflicted our fans, including a boat load of contributors to this site that I highly respect We are approaching another golden age in SMU sports. Our dominate Dallas location will keep us in the select dozen or so that are in close orbit to the P5 schools. If we continue to push athletics we wiil succeed.

PS. I am also heavy long on big tech stocks, so factor that into my credibility.

[DanFreibergerForHeisman]

I won't sleep tonight

[smusic 00]

We cannot win with inferior nachos.

[skyscraper]

I'm panicked the grass hasn't had time to regrow at my Blvd spot and I'll have to entertain people in the dirt!

[Stallion]

ASU has top recruits who transferred from OU, Alabama, Clemp-son, Arkansas and Boise St-if that don't make you [deleted] your pants then I don't know what will

[ALEX LIFESON]

ASU has top recruits who transferred from OU, Alabama, Clemp-son, Arkansas and Boise St-if that don't make you [deleted] your pants then I don't know what will

Crap..... Oops, literally!

[Bergermeister]

I need a pencil.

[Stallion]

,,,and eraser

[Pony Boss]

ASU has top recruits who transferred from OU, Alabama, Clemp-son, Arkansas and Boise St-if that don't make you [deleted] your pants then I don't know what will

Yeah we are still reeling from the diarrhea that this game gave SMU.

Pony Up