A bold idea for a new coach

[jtstang]

you are using the wrong terminology, if you want to get it deleted you need to direct the thread toward the private human anatomy...maybe post a bunch of pictures of scantily clad men and women....talk about the size of the packages they are carrying.....

I thought you were an advocate of the use of equine anatomy....

[gostangs]

Plus - who cares if anyone thinks we are biased? That should not even be on the list. Hire the best available coach. Here are the qualifications:

1. Be able to tell Max to pound sand
2. Be able to read the NCAA infractions book
3. Be able to tell the DISD coaches they don't matter anyway.
4. Know how to get to the AAU coaches
5. Figure out how to shame SMU male students into attending a sporting event.
6. Be able to shake down alumni for money for FACILITIES not for the ATHLETES "agents".
7. Oh yeah, and know how to coach.