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by **J.T.supporta** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:22 pm

The cops at SMU are jerks and all they do is eat donuts and scratch their buts all day while waiting for something to happen on campus.

by **SMU_is_bowling** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:26 pm

you forgot about giving silly parking tickets and putting boots on cars...

by **J.T.supporta** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:27 pm

HAHA, yes that is correct.

They drive around in that stupid golf cart making sure people arent violating parking signs and then they write them up.

thats the most work they do all day.

by **Eddie P** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:28 pm

People are violating parking signs? Wow, that's a pretty serious offense right there! I wonder if the parking sign will press charges. Parking sign: Alleged Victim

by **RE Tycoon** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:41 pm

Eddie P wrote:People are violating parking signs? Wow, that's a pretty serious offense right there! I wonder if the parking sign will press charges. Parking sign: Alleged Victim

ha, thanks Eddie P, I needed that. Bad imagery though.

by **abezontar** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:41 pm

How exactly would you violate a parking sign? Are we talking about something on the microscopic level?

by **smupony94** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:44 pm

I could not find a vidoe of Kiki so this video of the tortoise will have to suffice - promise nothing bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhv_bAKOwTk

by **RE Tycoon** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:48 pm

smupony94 wrote:I could not find a vidoe of Kiki so this video of the tortoise will have to suffice - promise nothing bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhv_bAKOwTk

What is your definition of bad? I so could have gone without ever seeing that.

by **mrydel** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:50 pm

Current STUDent wrote:
smupony94 wrote:I could not find a vidoe of Kiki so this video of the tortoise will have to suffice - promise nothing bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhv_bAKOwTk

What is your definition of bad? I so could have gone without ever seeing that.

What makes it worse is that they are probably both in their 80's.

by **RE Tycoon** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:54 pm

mrydel wrote:
What makes it worse is that they are probably both in their 80's.

Got to admire the guy for that.

by **ponyplayer** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:43 pm

maybe the turtle is on viagra.............

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