Change of Tempo - West Virginia Jokes

by **EastStang** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:52 pm

Now is the time to recyle all those Arkansas and Aggie Jokes as West Virginia jokes. For example. When a West Virginia couple gets a divorce are they still kin? Or a young man comes home and announces he is marryin' Betty Jo and that Betty Jo is a virgin. To which his father says. "There will be no weddin'. If she ain't good enough for her kin, she ain't good enough for us." And its not a hate crime to make fun of hillbillies. Let the jokes begin.

by **MustangStealth** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:55 pm

How many West Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I'll tell you once they get electricity.

by **KnuckleStang** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:55 pm

What's the state flower of West Virginia?

Satellite dish.

by **whogottaherdon** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:58 pm

That's just not right....

Anyway, I guess I could break out the steers and......QB stalkers...haha!

by **Col. Nathan R. Jessep** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:58 pm

A West Virgina "blonde" comes home from vacation and finds her house has been ransacked. She calls the police and asks them to come over and investigate. They are a bit understaffed and the only officer available is from the K-9 unit.

The officer arrives at her house and gets out with his dog and begins looking around. The blonde looks out her window and sees a cop with a dog on a leash. She says, "Wouldn't you know it, my house gets robbed and they send a damn blind cop over to investigate."

by **jtstang** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:08 pm

whogottaherdon wrote:That's just not right....

Anyway, I guess I could break out the steers and......QB stalkers...haha!

Now now, the webmaster has already put the kibosh on those jokes. We would not want to have to award you a black horseshoe on your first day here.

by **BRStang** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:44 pm

What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pumpkin. :lol:

by **whogottaherdon** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:50 pm

BRStang wrote:What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

hehe thats a new one to me...That just became a Kentucky joke!

by **whogottaherdon** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:51 pm

jtstang wrote:
whogottaherdon wrote:That's just not right....

Anyway, I guess I could break out the steers and......QB stalkers...haha!

Now now, the webmaster has already put the kibosh on those jokes. We would not want to have to award you a black horseshoe on your first day here.

Hehehehe gotcha...I'm not saying he's like that...besides isn't the word that rhymes with steer, beer? :roll:

by **MustangStealth** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:01 pm

Our filters must not be working. A good natured opposing fan snuck through instead of the usual intellectuals.

by **SMU_is_bowling** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:04 pm

seems that alot of non-intulectuals have snuck through as well....

Change of Tempo - West Virginia Jokes

Change of Tempo - West Virginia Jokes

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