College Entrance Exam for UT Football Players

[Peruna2001]

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d)Swedish (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS

9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.

[LonghornFan68]

National Champs, blah blah blah.

[smu diamond m]

:roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated

[LonghornFan68]

:roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated

Ooooooo! Yeah, well, your mom!

Seriously, this is dumb.

[smu diamond m]

:roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated

Ooooooo! Yeah, well, your mom!

Seriously, this is dumb.

So is UT's fb team. :D:D:D

[LonghornFan68]

:roll: National Champs, blah blah blah.

National champions in over rated

Ooooooo! Yeah, well, your mom!

Seriously, this is dumb.

So is UT's fb team. :D:D:D

Bwhahahahahaha. Ohhhh. Please, stop. Seriously, my sides hurt.

[jtstang]

National champions in over rated

Yes, thank goodness SMU will never have to be worried about being overrated.

[BringBackThePonies03]

[quote="jtstang"][quote="smu diamond m"]National champions in over rated[/quote]
Yes, thank goodness SMU will never have to be worried about being overrated.[/quote]

Yea thank goodness your Texas [deleted] is going to get killed tomorrow by the Huskers, the Longhorns can't handle Memorial stadium baby!!!

GO PONIES and GO HUSKERS!!!

[Stallion]

I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.

[abezontar]

you are a poopyhead.

[LonghornFan68]

I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this trophy. Let me move it out of the way so I can hear you better. You were saying?

Seriously, I couldn't care less. I don't lose a wink of sleep over things like this. The program I graduated from consistently ranks in the Top 10 (Architecture) and my college stays in the Top 50 or so in the nation. That's good enough for me.

[abezontar]

I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this trophy. Let me move it out of the way so I can hear you better. You were saying?

Seriously, I couldn't care less. I don't lose a wink of sleep over things like this. The program I graduated from consistently ranks in the Top 10 (Architecture) and my college stays in the Top 50 or so in the nation. That's good enough for me.

Yeah.....apparently the architecture program doesn't place an emphasis on reading comprehension.

[LonghornFan68]

I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this trophy. Let me move it out of the way so I can hear you better. You were saying?

Seriously, I couldn't care less. I don't lose a wink of sleep over things like this. The program I graduated from consistently ranks in the Top 10 (Architecture) and my college stays in the Top 50 or so in the nation. That's good enough for me.

Yeah.....apparently the architecture program doesn't place an emphasis on reading comprehension.

Meh, you're right. That's what I get for skimming and responding before reading the whole thing. Damn short attention span. Damn you t.v. generation. Heh.

[PonySnob]

Yea thank goodness your Texas [deleted] is going to get killed tomorrow by the Huskers, the Longhorns can't handle Memorial stadium baby!!!

GO PONIES and GO HUSKERS!!!

When was the last time UT got the [deleted] handed to them by NTSU or had an 0-12 season? We as SMU fans should only be so lucky to be "overrated" the season after winning a National Championship.

[Peruna2001]

I just thought it was funny.