College Entrance Exam for UT Football Players

[ThadFilms]

Let me put my top dollar Smooducation to work, yep, yep. [cracks knuckles, leans back]

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?

Parisian.

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

Stone.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

c... Bill Shakespeare kicks keister.

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d)Swedish (e) Agnostic

there wasn't an f.... for the baddass pointy hats religion.

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

Easy. Seven. Those Euros are so kooky.

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

AM or PM?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

15... I saw the movie.

8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS

Canadians.

9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG

No.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

John, Paul, George, and Ringo.... and Pete Best.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.

7!!!!



Booyah!!! All your base are belong to us!!! (Did I pass?)

[LonghornFan68]

Yes. *he says as he puts tape on all the sharp objects in the house*

[Corso]

Let me put my top dollar Smooducation to work, yep, yep. [cracks knuckles, leans back] .... Booyah!!! All your base are belong to us!!! (Did I pass?)

Kudos -- one of the funniest posts I've ever read here.

[Peruna2001]

Booyah!!! All your base are belong to us!!! (Did I pass?)

Congrats! You just got a 16 on the Wonderlic practice test. And I thought it brought the humor back to this post. Thank you.

[LonghornFan68]

Booyah!!! All your base are belong to us!!! (Did I pass?)

Congrats! You just got a 16 on the Wonderlic practice test. And I thought it brought the humor back to this post. Thank you.

Nope. He forgot to sign his name. He gets a 6.

[ThadFilms]

Booyah!!! All your base are belong to us!!! (Did I pass?)

Congrats! You just got a 16 on the Wonderlic practice test. And I thought it brought the humor back to this post. Thank you.

Nope. He forgot to sign his name. He gets a 6.

Dang it!!!! But I still passed!!!

And my name?

"Thaddeus. T-O-U-C-H-D-O-W-N. Thaddeus."

Did I do good?



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And thanks Corso... "not so fast, my friend..."

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I bet UT has less qualifying issues for incoming freshman than 95% of the schools in Division 1A. They don't take marginal qualifiers, they don't take more than 1 JUCO every blue moon, they don't take Division 1A Transfers and of course, the Big 12 effectively makes non-qualifiers a non-issue. I can't believe none of you haven't thrown this in my face over the years. Of course, UT doesn't have to take marginal qualifiers. UT has model admission standards in relation to the rest NCAA schools. Before you regurgitate some stupid response prove me wrong by showing the marginal players that were admitted to UT based upon their high school transcript or SAT/ACT scores.

Edorian McCoullogh (SP) Very Margainal,lasted one semester-GONE

[Stallion]

Full Qualifier.