What if?

by **that's great raplh** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:31 am

2006 is gonna be one of those years that we look back on adn say "What if?"

by **jtstang** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:47 am

What if we hadn't laid an egg against NTSU? What if our starting QB hadn't gone on a gay bashing mission? What if the Sledge and Hasson hdn't gotten into a scrap with those cops? What if Bennett hadn't brought Martin back too soon and aggravated the injury? What if we were better than 116th out of 119 in pass defense? What if we had a special teams coach? What if Burns was in the pressbox? What if we'd scheduled a couple more d-2 teams? What if Orsini had pulled the trigger on the football coach like he did with the hoops coach? What if the morning news hadn't covered us so much? What if 2+2 made 3? What if the capital of Delaware wasn't Dover? What if the Bush Library goes to University of Dallas? What if the Blogster stops writing his blog?

Oh the possibilities, only if....

by **KnuckleStang** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:05 am

I am impressed that you know the capital of Delaware.

by **2112** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:35 am

What if jtstang was not such a blowhard?

by **DickerJames** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:00 am

jtstang wrote:What if Orsini had pulled the trigger on the football coach like he did with the hoops coach?

Actually, Copeland pulled the plug for Gramps. Orsini was still in Orlando.

by **SMU Football Blog** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:10 am

DickerJames wrote:
jtstang wrote:What if Orsini had pulled the trigger on the football coach like he did with the hoops coach?

Actually, Copeland pulled the plug for Gramps. Orsini was still in Orlando.

Plausibly true enough.

by **jtstang** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:36 am

What if 2112 got a sense of humor? Nah, that would never happen.

by **Big10Ponyfan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:56 am

I agree with Jaws. If you look back, you're wasting your time. We still control our fate.

I thought the capital of Delaware was Seaford :wink:

by **MustangStealth** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:19 am

jtstang wrote: What if 2+2 made 3?

*puts on his math nerd hat*

x = y --given
x^2 = xy --multiplicative equality
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2 --additive equality
(x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y) --difference of squares, distributive property
x + y = y --multiplicative equality
y + y = y --from given
2y = y --algebra
2 = 1 --multiplicative equality
2 + 2 = 1 + 2 --additive equality
2 + 2 = 3 --algebra

*takes off math nerd hat*

Now before all you other math nerds jump all over me, yes, I realize I cheated at one step, but let everyone else figure it out for themselves.

by **ponydawg** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:25 am

MustangStealth wrote:*puts on his math nerd hat*

x = y --given
x^2 = xy --multiplicative equality
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2 --additive equality
(x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y) --difference of squares, distributive property
x + y = y --multiplicative equality
y + y = y --from given
2y = y --algebra
2 = 1 --multiplicative equality
2 + 2 = 1 + 2 --additive equality
2 + 2 = 3 --algebra

*takes off math nerd hat*

Now before all you other math nerds jump all over me, yes, I realize I cheated at one step, but let everyone else figure it out for themselves.

My cats breath smells like cat food.

by **Big10Ponyfan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:28 am

"I like ketchup on my beans, George."

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

by **Cadillac** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:02 am

KnuckleStang wrote:I am impressed that you know the capital of Delaware.

snicker

-CoS

by **SMU_is_bowling** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:14 pm

"I love lamp"

by **smu diamond m** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:13 pm

LOUD NOISES

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