The PonyTime Manifesto

[PonyTime]

I would adopt the PonyTime Manifesto IN ADDITION to the Daimond M Manifesto (I agree with all that Diamond M suggests).

1.) Bring back the shirtless kid that would run onto the court to dance. He has got to be a Sophomore at HP by now - but it would be even more hillarious.

2.) More Pips, you can never have enough Pips - they not only increase attendance, but they are fun to watch.

3.) NEVER play anything that is played in DMC.

4.) If we can't get OUR cheerleaders to show up - invite the Mavs Dancers (or pay for them to show). This will boost attendance.

5.) Fewer ceremonies and events honoring players who cut and ran to Baylor for their girlfriend.

That is all (for now). Ammendments to be added later . . .

[Bergermeister]

so far, so good. I like #5. Wonder if he and Max Williams will be back for the basketball alumni extravaganza again this year?

[couch 'em]

I thought this was satire after #1 and #2, but #4 looks real. Are you seriously encouraging more Pips????

[RE Tycoon]

I hate the Pips

[abezontar]

The pips are better than those 8 year old strippers...I mean...dance teams they bring in

[EastStang]

Looks like Abe won't be on NBC Dateline's "To Catch a Predator".

[abezontar]

What's that?