by PonyPride » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:28 am
When football was brought back in 1989, Ted Dawson was the play-by-play guy (and terrible), with Craig James as color guy .... and PonyPride as statistician. Can't think of two guys who thought they know more than everyone else alive more than those two. They'd try to shout over each other because they love the sound of their own voices, and wanted to be viewed as experts.
At least Craig James knew what he was talking about -- Dawson was an absolute trainwreck. I still remember sitting in the booth in Ownby as we were getting ready for a broadcast.... against A&M, I think, but I'm not sure. Anyway, Dawson was going through his pre-game act, reading stats, talking about the weather, talking about himself, etc., when the Peruna handlers started racing up and down the field, warming up. One of them stubbed his toe and went flying. Never let go of the line, so he flipped up in the air like he was doing a flip on a trampoline or something. Dawson interrupted his "I invented football" rant and said something like "Ladies and gentlemen, while the players are warming up, the guys who run with Peruna have to warm up, too, and one of them just stubbed his toe and went 'a$$-over-breakfast.' "
Everyone had to leave the booth we were laughing so hard. I ruined my stat sheets by spraying Dr Pepper all over them. Nobody was quite sure what that phrase meant, but every time someone brought it up in a commercial break, we all lost it again.
Fortunately, Dawson had a killer toupe to laugh at, too. He didn't know football, but we had some laughs up there.