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mrydel wrote:
ponyte wrote:Congratulations. What a wonderful addition. Name? Stats? Please include 40 time and vertical jump.


Right now I think the only stat is the "hurl" and that is about 2 1/2 feet. Estimated pee stream is 3 1/2 feet. Name Austin James Humphries, 10 lbs. , 3 weeks early. Sounds like a DT project for us.


10 lbs??? You better hope PB gets fired before Austin is ready to play for the Mustangs- he won't be undersized enough to get an offer from our current staff. :lol:
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mrydel wrote:
ponyte wrote:Congratulations. What a wonderful addition. Name? Stats? Please include 40 time and vertical jump.


Right now I think the only stat is the "hurl" and that is about 2 1/2 feet. Estimated pee stream is 3 1/2 feet. Name Austin James Humphries, 10 lbs. , 3 weeks early. Sounds like a DT project for us.
Congrats, mrydel!

Man...your son-in-law is definitely a Longhorn, isn't he? Names his son AUSTIN, no less. :lol:

At least there's a Mustang name in there...James!
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Excellent work mrydel. To paraphrase that guy in the 40 year old virgin, since he's wearing UT colors, when he was born, was he already on parole?
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MrMustang1965 wrote:At least there's a Mustang name in there...James!


Funny you should say that. I made a mistake. His middle name is Robert. (edited)
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jtstang wrote:Excellent work mrydel. To paraphrase that guy in the 40 year old virgin, since he's wearing UT colors, when he was born, was he already on parole?


Merely suspended.
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Congratulations! My new grandson (8 moths old) has all the SMU gear I can find..He will have SMU clothing from now until he is about 5 years old.
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mrydel wrote:
MrMustang1965 wrote:At least there's a Mustang name in there...James!


Funny you should say that. I made a mistake. His middle name is Robert. (edited)
Even better! ;) Thanks!
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Congrats to you and your family!
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ReedFrawg wrote:Congrats to you and your family!


Thanks Reed. Now, knowing that I am a wise grandfather 6 times over, please rest your running backs and receivers that have been hurt. You will need them for conference play. I only have your best interest in mind. Your first team OL and DL can probably use some rest also after that high altitude game.
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mrydel wrote:
ReedFrawg wrote:Congrats to you and your family!


Thanks Reed. Now, knowing that I am a wise grandfather 6 times over, please rest your running backs and receivers that have been hurt. You will need them for conference play. I only have your best interest in mind. Your first team OL and DL can probably use some rest also after that high altitude game.


Honestly, I'm so bummed about the start of this season that it's tough to even get excited about this weekend. Hope our team feels differently. I'll pass along your words of wisdom and see what I can do, but only if you keep demyron of the field this year...he destroyed us in '05.
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mrydel wrote:
ReedFrawg wrote:Congrats to you and your family!


Thanks Reed. Now, knowing that I am a wise grandfather 6 times over, please rest your running backs and receivers that have been hurt. You will need them for conference play. I only have your best interest in mind. Your first team OL and DL can probably use some rest also after that high altitude game.


Honestly, I'm so bummed about the start of this season that it's tough to even get excited about this weekend. Hope our team feels differently. I'll pass along your words of wisdom and see what I can do, but only if you keep demyron of the field this year...he destroyed us in '05.


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Congratulations to the family. I would be inclined to point out the silver lining to having a baby in UT gettup. All he does is stip on it and p**p in it.


On a more positive note for SMU (only joking) I recently had a son who is the size of a standard 6 month old and is only 3 months old.....I tell him in the darkness of the night, in hushed tones, that he is the future of the Ponies O-Line.
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Mustangsabu wrote:I tell him in the darkness of the night, in hushed tones, that he is the future of the Ponies O-Line.


And does his crying keep you awake? :lol:
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Mustangsabu wrote:Congratulations to the family. I would be inclined to point out the silver lining to having a baby in UT gettup. All he does is stip on it and p**p in it.


On a more positive note for SMU (only joking) I recently had a son who is the size of a standard 6 month old and is only 3 months old.....I tell him in the darkness of the night, in hushed tones, that he is the future of the Ponies O-Line.

At this rate the future might be next year. Walk-on?
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Right now he would be more of a "Roll-on"
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