You know its a Bad Nite....

[Stallion]

...when you try to go out to your favorite dancehall and can't even make it into the parking lot because the whole area is car-jammed with 10,000 cars. Either the Grambling Prairie View after-party was next door or Little Joe Johnie & La Familia were at Country 2009 or whatever you call it. No car moved in or out of the I-35 off ramp for 10 light changes. Who was it Mervin Johnson-The Jerk who had a drinking problem because every time he would try to drink he would miss. Swing and a miss.

[Samurai Stang]

You should consider karaoke instead.