What would you be willing to do to see SMU in the top 10?

[MrMustang1965]

...go back in a time machine to the fall of 1977...take a tooth brush, some Clorox and my little Junior self over from the ATO house to [deleted] Hall, I think 1st. floor(?), and personally scrubb the [deleted] out of Stallions bed sheets, that remained unwashed his entire Freshman year....can you say "racing strips"??!? Also, I WOULD convince Stallion that he IS the smartest guy in the room, everybody else is a dumb [deleted], and his inferiority complex / Texas Tech Law degree syndrome is NOT real..that is what I would do to see SMU back in the Top 10.

Do you own a DeLorean?

[George S. Patton]

I would be willing to hang out at an SMU game for an entire 5 minutes with EITHER The General or MM65

Cool. Come on over. We're pretty laid back.

[BrianTinBigD]

Donate $1 Billion to the football program so we can buy planes, indoor practice facilities, great coaches, offer PE degrees and of course offer scholarships to 5 star recruits girlfriends. Then we can buy time on NBC for national TV coverage and still have about $950 million left over for next year.

[SmooBoy]

I would be willing to pull a multi-faceted prank when A&M visits Ford in 2012. I would wear a fake Corp band outfit and carry a tuba. At halftime, I could march onto the field during the Aggie War Hymn and do some Mustang Band high-stepping while running over a few other cadets. Before the jig is up, I would set down the tuba, reach into the bell and retrieve a life-sized stuffed Reveille, complete with SMU helmet and Doak jersey, strip down to my ice-cream man Aggie cheerleader outfit, approach the Aggie side (which may be more than half the stadium) give a whoop sign, and then drop-kick the collie into the 9th row. I don't expect to leave alive, especially if they draw their swords on me...

[Stallion]

get a Baton ala Animal House and march Ole Army into a wall

[mavsrage311]

I would be willing to hang out at an SMU game for an entire 5 minutes with EITHER The General or MM65

Cool. Come on over. We're pretty laid back.

What section are you guys in?

[mrydel]

I would be willing to hang out at an SMU game for an entire 5 minutes with EITHER The General or MM65

Cool. Come on over. We're pretty laid back.

What section are you guys in?

They are the ones in the middle of the right hand side of the stadium. Just look over there and you will see them.

[mavsrage311]

I would be willing to hang out at an SMU game for an entire 5 minutes with EITHER The General or MM65

Cool. Come on over. We're pretty laid back.

What section are you guys in?

They are the ones in the middle of the right hand side of the stadium. Just look over there and you will see them.

LOL. Oh those 2 guys?

[abezontar]

I would be willing to hang out at an SMU game for an entire 5 minutes with EITHER The General or MM65

Cool. Come on over. We're pretty laid back.

What section are you guys in?

They are the ones in the middle of the right hand side of the stadium. Just look over there and you will see them.

LOL. Oh those 2 guys?

That is so funny and yet so sad...