If we do look at a OC

[Dwan]

And I hope we do not, cause we are going to hire Bowden, one name.

1)Chip Kelly. The difference he has made at Oregon and with Dennis Dixon has been remarkable. Gary Crowton, who will be getting BCS head coaching looks, laid a turd with Oregon and Dixon. He also has HC experience at New Hampshire. Again, I think we need a proven HC. but if we did look at a OC, he is worth a look.

[SmooBoy]

I hear he's pretty salty and enjoys a good dip.

Seriously, we cannot hire a coach with a name like Joker or Chip. Those DMN pun writers would have a 3-year field day. Just like we can't vote for a President named Mitt.