We need to hire a female head coach

abezontar · Post by **abezontar** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:16 pm

We will be the first to do it, will get tons of publicity and if we can find someone who works in adult entertainment business, will have someone who has a unique advantage when on the recruiting trail.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:17 pm

I have been voting for Muffie all along. She and Kiki work well together.

SMUer · Post by **SMUer** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:35 pm

Seriously, how "excited" would recruits be for those house visits...

davidsmu94 · Post by **davidsmu94** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:46 pm

How about a Fat Black Bald Female Headcoach?

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:16 pm

Hmm, Kathy Bates has some experience with fooosball.

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:21 pm

You had me at fat.

beamout2000 · Post by **beamout2000** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:13 pm

Here's your candidate. I should be on your search committee.

Joyce Mungari has an ambitious dream -- she wants to coach college football, preferably at a Division I school.

To prepare for that, Mungari, 39, is working as an assistant coach at Hilton Head (S.C.) Prep School.

Hilton Head Prep, a private school, plays in the South Carolina Independent Schools Association Athletic Conference. HHP, which is 6-2, plays Colleton Prep (Walterboro) on Friday.

HHP head coach Ron Perduzzi is a Mungari backer. "She's as passionate about the game as anybody in America," he said.

Said center-defensive end Chris Stuckart, a senior co-captain: "Coach Joyce should be judged on her coaching ability."