An Open Letter To Les Miles

[Dwan]

Dear Les,

College football is not a sport that lacks awards. There is everything from the Heisman and National Title, to the Ray Guy Award for best punter and the some award for the best interior lineman. In all of this, there is no award for the biggest [deleted] bag in college football. College football is divided, and it would be great if there were an award for the person who is the biggest [deleted] bag in the sport, somebody who, regardless of region, fans all over could agree was a complete and total [deleted] bag. College football needs this award and what better person to name the award after than you, Les Miles, perhaps the greatest [deleted] bag in college football of all time. Les, this year alone, you have set a standard for which all [deleted] bags should be judged. You really have gone above and beyond what a standard [deleted] bag would do. For example:

1)A normal [deleted] bag is a guy who at the conference media day in Auguest, would talk about LSU's chances for a national title. You Les, took it a step further, and questioned the schedule of a team that you might play in the national title, assuming you got there and they got there. Impressive? Yes. But the team that you also called out, USC, has been the most dominant team of the decade. Did you stop there? No! You call out an entire conference in the Pac-10! A conference that as of thanksgiving has 3 teams in the top 11! You call out Cal as sarcastically call them Cal-Berkley....a team that dropped kicked Tennessee opening weekend. And Les, say what you want about the Pac-10 and USC, but USC's scehedule over the past five years out of conference, they have one loss to a Vince Young Texas Team. Blowout wins over Auburn, Arkansas, Virginia Tech, Oklahoma, Michigan, Nebraska, and Notre Dame. Les, a true [deleted] bag would question what the Trojans have done and their schedule, an amazing [deleted] bag would question it in the press conference before the national title game, a [deleted] bag for the ages would question it in August before a game has been played.....then to do all that and lose to Kentucky and unranked Arkansas....impressive Les

2)You have had some impressive play calls this year. Lots of guts. The fine line between being stupid and having guts is luck. In your press conferences, only a true [deleted] would take credit for converting on 4 fourth donws against Flordia. A legendary [deleted] like yourslelf would take the credit away from the players who made those plays, and make it all about himself, like you did.

3)Your hat. Only [deleted] bags wear bran d new hats and dont understand they look bad. You need to wash a hat before you wear it. Especailly if you are going to be on national TV.

4) You are going to leave LSU, a place where you have had average success with Nick Saban's players, and go to Michigan. Legendary [deleted] bagery!!! Take the program that somebody else rebuilt and win 10 games a year, win no national titles, and then parlay that into another job.

I could list more, but i think the above more than demonstrates that the award for the biggest [deleted] in college football should be named after Les Miles. I personally look forward to Les going 10-3 at michigan and losing to a Pac-10 team every year they are lucky enough to go to the Rose bowl.

Dwan,

Ps - second place goes to all ponyfans who think houston nutt would be a mistake

[mustang91]

Dwan, I couldn't agree more. Disliked him from the time he kept throwing long balls aginst on us deep in the 4th quarter at Ford Stadium.

Changing the subject Dwan, does your source say Steve-O still has man? What's the latest, has anything changed on your prediction that has secured a big hire? You have been kind laying low lately.

[J.T.supporta]

hes NOT 40 and hes NOT a man...

use your balls and RUN THE DAMN BALL...

LSU needs a New Carr with Les Miles!