The Cruise That Was the Good Ship Mustang

[Statler]

Yes, the Good Ship Mustang now has plenty of ice, but alas the Kool-Aid ran dry weeks ago. Reports have it that Oscar did survive in the life raft, so that is a good thing.

All deck chairs are missing, no cruise director, no limbo, and Steve-O has us on the snipe hunt.

Oh well, there's always basketball season.

[Captain E J Smith]

I told you there was plenty of ice.

[perunapower]

Good to hear Oscar is safe.

[Statler]

Good to hear Oscar is safe.

This is only speculation until we hear from PAMR!

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

This is only speculation until we hear from PAMR!

Oscar did indeed survive and is now safe at an undisclosed location. While it was a close call, he managed to escape right before Bennett called that time out that was intended to freeze the kicker from Memphis. Will he return? Only time will tell. Rumor has it that he might be part of a remake of the classic movie, "Patton."

[RGV Pony]

This is only speculation until we hear from PAMR!

Oscar did indeed survive and is now safe at an undisclosed location. While it was a close call, he managed to escape right before Bennett called that time out that was intended to freeze the kicker from Memphis. Will he return? Only time will tell. Rumor has it that he might be part of a remake of the classic movie, "Patton."

does this mean he won't be at the Paul Quinn game on Tuesday?

[mavsrage311]

This is only speculation until we hear from PAMR!

Oscar did indeed survive and is now safe at an undisclosed location. While it was a close call, he managed to escape right before Bennett called that time out that was intended to freeze the kicker from Memphis. Will he return? Only time will tell. Rumor has it that he might be part of a remake of the classic movie, "Patton."

Is Patton changing his handle again????

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

does this mean he won't be at the Paul Quinn game on Tuesday?

Oscar might be but he needs his rest. He's had a long season and he might need to get some strength for basketball season. Plus, he had to make a couple of quick stops before the Memphis game. Not only did he catch the Lone Star Showdown and the post-game press conference but he was up in Lincoln, NE and then Oxford, MS before heading to the SMU-Memphis game. Oscar had plenty to be thankful for this weekend.