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Chuck Norris · Post by **Chuck Norris** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:52 pm

veerbone wrote:Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

hahahahahha the best yet

ponyinNC · Post by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:04 pm

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

veerbone · Post by **veerbone** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:05 pm

The only sure things are Death and Taxes├â┬ó├óΓÇÜ┬¼├é┬ªand when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

ponyinNC · Post by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:07 pm

for Darth:

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

ponyinNC · Post by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:08 pm

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

SMU Football Blog · Post by **SMU Football Blog** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:55 pm

I always liked: Chuck Norris doesn't age, he roundhouse kicks time in the face.

KnuckleStang · Post by **KnuckleStang** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:03 pm

Giraffes did not exist until Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.